Im wondering if any providers are available this Friday for a 1 hour incall appt. Starting at either 8 or 9 am. Who wants to help me wake up?

Ill see you bright and early on Friday, just call me. Oh wait you cant cuz I used an alias! Guess we cant help each other

I will tell you the reason for me using an alias if we meet, I;m legit and will give you references.