To all the guys out there who have had this so called GFE. Give me a fu**ing break. Who are you kidding besides yourself. You don't give enough details about your encounter and when you do you slobber all over the girl like she might really like you. Just give us the slutty details and leave. Quit trying to be something you're not.
As soon as you leave her room, apt., condo, hotel you are forgotten, So please spare us with the numerous "O"'s  she has just had and give us the dirt we so desire. And if you feel so inclned as to say "I  want to protect and respect her privacy" , then find another board.
 I am sick of these kinder, gentler reviews. Nobdoy give a shi* about how many O's you have brought your date to. Grow some balls and give us what we came here for.

Why are you so concerned about the content of other guys reviews? You don't like them,then call said lady up yourself,have your hour with her,and write your own review! Some of us have a little tact and not all of us are the complete neanderthal that you are! Maybe if you treated the ladies a little better than just a f**k-toy,you'd begin to see the advantages.Trust me,not all of us {like yours truly} are forgotten immediately afterwards.At least not by my ATF/steady lady that I've seen well over 40 times.And there's lots of perks involved too! {monetarily,time-wise and service-wise} But,then again,you've got it all figured out don't you so....keep on hunting Romeo!!!

Wow!LMAO That was amusing but also a bit much.You're one of those USPS workers arent you?LMAO I personally think DATY's gross but...Don't be mad cause you dunno how to make the ladies OOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
"Just give us the slutty details and leave."Sorry dude but TER's a review site not a porn site.Quit your complaining,find an erotic stories site and pay the whole $19.95 subscription fee.

i would agree to this to some extent, what gets me is people give 9 and 10 on  looks and performance but their writeup about the encounter is not more than 4 or 5 lines. If your experince was so great then I am sure you can give more details, it helps the provider and us hobbyists as well


I think admins shouldn't even allow their reviews to be posted if they are generic ones.

EXACTLY
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So, hugeone, what part of this whole experience is NOT a fantasy?  A gorgeous woman opens her hotel room door and lets me in, knowing that my main purpose is to satisfy my sexual craving once, maybe twice, maybe thrice, in an hour, using her beautiful self in as many different pleasurable ways as possible in the allotted time.  She moans as we do it, she carries on friendly conversation, lets me do it again without ever needing to ask her what she might be interested in.  Is there anything real in here?  So why should the reviews be anything less than reviews of a fantasy?  That's what GFE is, fantasy.  The provider is not my girlfriend.  She's my fantasy girlfriend.   It doesn't make the reviews untrue.  Who says any of this is real?  If it was real, we wouldn't be paying $300 for it.

To some of us our pleasure increases if the woman is enjoying it too.  Therefore, discussing the women's response, or her ability to encourage the fantasy, anyway, is relevant to a review.  I assume by your tone, Hugeone, you don't give a damn if the woman is enjoying the experience or not.

One of the things about the reviews that I do find amusing, however, are the obvious exagerations about how long guys say they last.  Of course none of us last more than 45 seconds, right guys?

from the Howard Stern show, isn't it??

A HUGE A..HOLE!!!I'm not going to dignify your ignorance with a rebuttal....very little chance I could chip awaY at that rock you have foR a head anyway!

Interesting that a search for reviews under your handle yields..."ZERO",AS IN"NONE".Maybe you should consider participating in order to have at least minimum credibility.

Hey sailor, we miss you at Woodys!

That's very strange, he HAD 17 reviews to his handle just 2 days ago. I know that for a Fact as 1 of them was of me which was totally unwarranted and unnecessary. It really showed his lack of class. Such is life, tho.