Let's face it, we've all been spastic neophytes at some point in our hobby careers. As a newbie in Tampa years ago, I had a toothless Ho come to my hotel in a truck with her husband with a shotgun. She stole my toiletries LOL, and my donation, and offered me a HJ with an industrial strength blue rubber janitor's glove. I was shitfaced on tequila. (Probably a blessing-- her pussy stunk so much it could have knocked a buzzard off a shit wagon-- and that dentally challenged bitch was NOT going to suck my dick!).

I try to remember that we are all (ladies, and guys) vulnerable in the beginning, and that as an experienced gentleman, I owe the community something back. Newbies need all the help they can get.