I used to love strip clubs. No appointments, I could hang out for hours, the girls were great looking (at least at the right clubs and right times), and I didn't have to be in the mood for sex when I walked in. When a dancer agreed to a date, it was a great ego boost.
Then, like you, I had that WTF moment when I started looking at exactly how much it was costing me. If you're planning on more than a few drinks and maybe a lap dance or two, a good provider is always a better choice.
Ok so I got in one of those moods to go hit a couple local strip clubs.
Talk about buyer’s remorse!!!! As I look over my ATM statement while nursing my slight hangover I'm thinking to myself.....
"YOU IDIOT!!!!! YOU COULD OF HAD THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE WITH A GFE FOR LESS MONEY!”
I know we've talked about it before but I think it's finally sunk in with me. If I want a beer or two with some nice scenery and some B/S conversation then strip clubs are fine. But if I'm looking for ANYTHING more than that GFE's are where it’s at.
Hopefully I don't make such a poor choice in judgment again!
I read your story. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not knocking strip clubs. I'm just saying that I made the mistake of not keeping them in the proper perspective.
Escorts and Strippers are two TOTALY different animals and those differences go far beyond just "Full Service vs. Lap Dances".
Strippers perform FOR you. Escorts perform WITH you. There's a mindset of connection and interaction that just isn’t there with strippers unless like you said you're willing to spend ridiculous sums of money and go on a wild goose chase that in the end might not yield anything.
So I'm just going to try to stick to my new rule........If I'm in the mood for ANYTHING more than an eyeful and casual conversation I'll call a GFE.
Strippers are cool.........But don't ask them to be something they are not.
I used to love strip clubs. No appointments, I could hang out for hours, the girls were great looking (at least at the right clubs and right times), and I didn't have to be in the mood for sex when I walked in. When a dancer agreed to a date, it was a great ego boost.
Then, like you, I had that WTF moment when I started looking at exactly how much it was costing me. If you're planning on more than a few drinks and maybe a lap dance or two, a good provider is always a better choice.
You got things twisted. Strippers are not providers. At least not in the club. So, never think its more then eye candy. ITs still a good time, but you can not get them confused with a GFE provider.
Hell an AMP would be more bang for the buck then the strip club. It all depends on what u want that night.
Drinks are normally over priced and generallly you are not going to get anything unless you go often, which means spending more & more money.
I'd rather spend time with one of my favorites, or I head to the swinger's club. About $100 for the night, BYOB and I might get lucky, but at least I normally get to see ladies in skimpy dresses & lingerie and can usually count on watching someone have sex.
I worked in a Club a few years ago. Things happen even in the so called upscale clubs. The girls who are working on the side will typically be astracized by those who don't.
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