the room to make sure the guy before me has left, but other than that, as long as it's as clean as a civvie woman her age, and I'm not stepping on used condoms or semen dribble with my bare feet, I'm kind of chill about everything else.  

Some chicks are a bit self-conscious about being heard having sex by nearby neighbors (next door hotel rooms, hallways, next door apartments, etc) so they keep the sound up on the TV as a cover for any weird noises.

.. I gotta play with him a little bit and help him if he wants to be helped.  

you happen to be experiencing a little flatulence after lunch?

If I see Star Wars memorabilia at a provider’s pad, she’s scoring big points with me. If she’s hot and nerdy, and my yang approves of how she uses her yin, she’s getting tips and repeats from me. I could give a chipmunk fart about her kua numbers or how she set up her bagua compass. And because I know what those things are, I should start a Fight Club.. shit, I just broke the first two rules.

Finally, someone on the thread not sounding like a fuckin' broken record..  

Just curious, what's your usual hobby area?

Disregard. I see you have two whole reviews of one provider in NJ. Seems like Rena is not coming back, by the way.

Yeah.. You made your point.. You are a high class monger. We are bottom feeders.

The 2 reviews are of the same girl BTW.  So essentially just reviewed 1 unique girl.  

And Hugh Grant pick up a street walker.
So my guess is that the whole  atmosphere setting didn’t register with them.

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make any noise.  If they sound like an ass-fart, then I would consider them flatulence.  If they are silent like a sigh or an exhale, not only are they not flatulence, but you're also going to need a bigger dick.

I don't get where you're going with this rant. Do you hate this life style or the guys who partake??
I dunno.......

My thoughts about OP have drastically changed during his short tenure on TER.  

Street cred isn't something one proclaims. That's a poser, a faker. Street cred on a fuckboard is demonstrated by the quality of the information one shares and the manner in which it is conveyed. The group determines street cred, not the poser. You sir are an insecure little poser. You're quickly alienating yourself from some of the most established gents here. Might be time to re-assess your attitude and style. Just my $0.02.

of the guys on this board who have hobby cred don't need to tell us.  Why do you think you do?   Happy has 186 reviews, and he has probably seen way more ladies than that.  He seems puzzled, too, about why you need to rant about how great you are.  After all, you have two reviews, so we know you have paid for sex at least twice, albeit with the same lady.  That makes you a hobbyist.  What more do we need to know that won't come out naturally as you keep posting about your experiences, like it does for everyone else.  A lot of people are skeptical here about claims of expertise until you demonstrate by your KNOWLEDGE that you know the ins and outs of the business.  Just a suggestion that you dial back the hyperbole a little and people will form their own opinions over time without you having to tell them what to think about you.  Of course, you are fee to ignore my suggestions because its just a friendly bit of unsolicited advice.

It actually sounds like he's a pimply 15-year-old kid posting from his mother's basement.

Nice music, candles, etc...
It's one more thing that separates the higher end pro from...well, the rest.

And well on his way to joining the BPOS and his adopted son Rocket as guys no one respects or listens to.

The Edward Lewis subject line?
I thought that was rhetorical.