seeing this girl tonight.  She's ridiculously hot, but she has no reviews and she was kind of rude and sounded annoyed on the phone. That probably means she isn't going to be very good, but idk, I'm pretty new to this.  Unfortunately most of my blood has rushed to little Squall and he is now making my decisions for me.  Is it a 100% bad idea or might I have a great experience?  Thanks.

...but haven't taken the plunge. I can't ask you to do anything I haven't already done, but if you take one for the team, let us know what she's like, ok?

"Pictures are recent and accurate so the picture you see will be me when we meet. . .guaranteed!"

Since you haven't paid anything yet, I'm not sure what you get if the pics aren't her. Maybe the pimp in the car outside won't beat you up for calling off the date?

"Please just call when you are ready to get together. . ." Not a good sign. The better ladies like to verify you first, and get prepared for the date.

It is always nice to have generous guys like you to TOFTT.

Internet pornstar Raven Riley.  In fact she looks exactly like her.  Houston, I think there may be a problem.

Yup, that's Raven Riley.  Sorry I didn't see this sooner.

Unless Raven is suddenly escorting, which is about as likely as me sprouting wings and migrating to Florida.