I have my personal faves, but when I tried to search, came up empty.
FYI, Letterman's staff rejected my request for assistance, so here goes:

10. Beerformyhorses
    OMG! All my horses loved to chug the hops like a sailor who just arrived in port. Fan-frickin'-t  abulous!
9. HoneyDooDoo
    'Nough said.
8. bluepillman
   Awesome! 'cause a guy who won't go the extra mile to have fun, might leave an enthusiastic lady feeling inadaqeuate if she can't fulfill his fantasies. Hugs for you!
7. BizzaroSuperdude
   Tickles my darn funnybone. Hate being tickled. My funnybone, feels otherwise.
6. Sexydevastation
    Marketing genius
5. MyRantAlias
   Coveting this handle.
4. WondersOfTheWorld
   Dude! This lady knows how to SHINE in four words!
3. Crazyshit
   Once again, "Nough said"
2. BadCollegeGirl
   Marketing genius X 10!

And my number one, all-time FAE-VO-RITE handle ever: Drumroll please.....
1. RUSchittingMe!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was there ever any question?

Please school this newbie on any I may have neglected. The wisdom here is gold, the wit is priceless!

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XO    HoneyDooDoo's revenge for being ranked  # 9 !   LOL  

You could have just called yourself "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" !

But I guess "Blue Pill Man" sounded better.

Let me spend one hour with Desiree and she wont be complaining about ED showing up! Just Tom, DICK and Hairy!!!! lol

that's the worst you guys can flame me?  Allow me to add this. When I noticed my goof, I was too lazy to write Admin and ask them to move it or delete it.  Let the games begin! Don't let my size fool you.
It's not how big you are, it's how big your attitude is.

BPman, don't make promises you don't intend to keep(plagiarized from Beauty and the Beast). Of course, if you ever decide to prove you're a man of your word, Tom can stay home. You and your other two friends have a standing invitation.
                                               The Dez

I accidentally clicked on "Orange County" because it's right under Ohio on the regional board list and I thought "hey that looks like a fun thread!" Was NOT expecting to see my name on that list! You're a doll.

BPMan won't have me, just cause I quoted a flick by Disney, the all-time cheapest, most bottom-line thinking, corp. that ever existed!
 I thought Eisner was an omnipotent, Meany-Face.  At least HE never broke my heart BPMan.
 'Course, he did make NEGOTIATING(dirty word) an art and all while he had an arm around Mickey's shoulder's and his other paw fondling Minnie, up that red polka-dot dress.
 Multi-tasker, extraordinaire! Therefore, I salute him! Wonder what HIS handle is on the boards.
                                                   Desi-lu
P.S. Consider this BPMan, if you shared just a half of one of those "Luner-hasta-lumbagos", I'd be sleeping by midnight, BEFORE I started using these boards for therapeutic release.  I'll just let you toy with that thought any way you wish.  
                                                     That's all I got people. Thanks for playin'!
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