10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

Autumn dear, Your link is broken... but I just love broken links.
 Another thing no man will say.

10. Autumn is just a HOTTIE!

9. Autumn's eyes will melt me.

8. Autumn and Ajay together would be my last act on earth.

7. Autumn's smile says "You are mine for the next 2 hours."

6. Autumn cooking in the kitchen and all I can stare at is that wonderful tush.

5. Autumn's TaTa's need some attention NOW!

4. Autumn's skills are legendary

3. I always was a sucker for a redhead.

2. Autumn is a NAUGHTY girl.

1. Why haven't I hopped a plane to see Autumn yet!!!!!!!

lets see if I can remember these...


20 nails, you can not nail

2 feet that are not 12 inches

a belly button , that can not be buttoned

2 nipples that can not be milked

 and

2 balls that do not roll






I think I got that right...

"A"

lol Hoss, that was very very funny, thank you!!

and yes, hop on that plane

It was nice chatting with you. I'm looking forward to seeing you!

Thank You for telling me that, my links should all be working now!

Take Care, Auttie, xoxo