Hello, Captain.  How is the weather? Your favorite sexy sailor girl, Molly Mae, requests permission to come aboard your ship. Let’s set sail for the seas of high adventure together. When you call for all hands on deck, you’ll discover what a skilled first mate I make because I do all my maneuvering at full speed ahead. You’ll also find that at 5’6” and 110 lb, I’m the perfect size to keep you company in your cabin when it’s time to go below deck so that you can show me your captain’s log, and if you are an expert at tying knots, I’ll let you show me the ropes.

Don’t settle for any port in a storm. Call or text [size=150][b]765-977-0248[/b][/size] to make berth with me, instead. According to your orders, I can sail out to meet you, or you can come tie up at my dock.  

For a full look at my charts, go to my website below.

 
Normal docking hours are from 8 am until midnight.  Special shipments can be accommodated outside of normal operating hours with advanced notice.  Only experienced sailors can dock in my port.

Docking Fees:  $200/$125 hr/hhr

*******OUTCALL SPECIAL**********
Why unload your own 'package' when I can come and do it for you?  Special outcall rate of $150/hr for all those in need of 'unloading'.

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If it was posted for Cleveland

Love the ad.  Very creative.  Just wondering when and how we can get her to dock in Cleveland soon.