The 3-some thread (below) got me to ask:
Has anyone gotten any "weird offers" from other guys or girls?

This is all from old emails:
Once a guy PM'd me to tag team his utr..."Ok, I'm listening..."
Then he suggested; we could watch porn while we waited at the room.
Then he suggested we could even get naked & jerk off until she arrives.

I think that was the gist of it.  I've bleached away most it from my mind as best I could.
Now, to each his own. I know I have some sick fantasies too.  But none include synchronized masturbation.

You won't find me. Two clambumpers is a whole other story

Did not see your post going that direction.  Not going to find me crossing swords with another dude.  Not a homophobe...just know I like chicks.  

If I can't hide the salami, don't bother to call me.
If I ain't gonna get some tail, the booty call will fail.
If I can't bury the bone and listen to her moan, then i would rather just stay at home.
If I can't pull my tool in her shed then I won't go anywhere near the bed.
If I can't get a roll in the hay, ain't no way I'm doing something gay.
If I can't put my stake in her quim, no way in hell I'm settling for him.
If my pud ain't going in her pit, then I'm going home to stroke it.
If my hambone ain't getting a furburger, yeah...I got nothin on this one, just wanted to say furburger.
If my gunny ain't going in her cunny, ain't no dude gonna be my honey.
If my king of clubs ain't hitting her ace of spades, not meeting a queen of hearts for dueling blades.

Yeah...pretty sure I've lost it.

That was priceless...Thanks for the laugh

so we don't see each other(one in&one out) at her door for an appointment!

Haha sounds like a sport!