Porn Star I'd Like to Fuck: Sheena Shaw. I could die happy.

Isn't farming when you go around to public bathrooms and take shit out of the toilets? Or is your handle more in reference to conventional farming?

Who pissed in your corn flakes little girl?

I'm legitimately asking! Apparently conventional farming is the answer. My bad.

LMAO

...is why I should be prohibited from using the internet when I'm in Towelie mode.

Towelie is awesome!

Well I'm pretty much the female version.

If I didn't loathe dubstep, that would be rad.

I could take it or leave it, but I figured that is what everyone is into these days. I only truly like a few that I have heard.