Give us your list of the lamest pick up lines you've heard. Bonus points if you actually used them. Extra bonus points if you obtained carnal knowledge after delivering said lame pickup line...
Okay...here's a couple to start us off: Girl, do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I found the girl of my dreams. (Back in the day...phones didn't exist in everyone's pockets or purses...they actually mounted them on walls in public places and it took a quarter to operate them) Baby, if I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "I" and "U" together. If I told you "you have an amazing body" would you hold it against me? You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. And since this is a pay-4-play crowd... Hey Baby, I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
"Hey.......don't you wanna know me from somewhere?" It only works if you catch someone heavily in your gaze. Got me laid once..............no twice lol
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a guy like me?
That outfit looks great on you but it's look even better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Posted By: SecretMe11
Give us your list of the lamest pick up lines you've heard. Bonus points if you actually used them. Extra bonus points if you obtained carnal knowledge after delivering said lame pickup line...
Okay...here's a couple to start us off:
Girl, do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I found the girl of my dreams. (Back in the day...phones didn't exist in everyone's pockets or purses...they actually mounted them on walls in public places and it took a quarter to operate them)
Baby, if I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "I" and "U" together.
If I told you "you have an amazing body" would you hold it against me?
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
And since this is a pay-4-play crowd...
Hey Baby, I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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