What's the craziest/funniest provider ad you've ever seen?  I just viewed one where the girl is squating with her feet on the toilet seat.  Now that's some sexy shit right there lol

I remember seeing one a year ago talking about how classy she was, how you could take her to a business dinner and she would charm your boss, yada yada yada.

Hey Guys
My name is ****** and I'm available NOW!! Rome's capitol is on the menu today! Call me now at *******.   ...  I'm an absolute Gentleman's Choice; sexy, easygoing, articulate, intelligent, and undoubtedly sweet! .

I've seen an add recently that said: "Geek and fetish friendly". I assume it was a typo, but perhaps not.
There was another one  that referred to herself as a "bubble butt stallion".  

I like the requirement for a fully nude photo.  I say "I like", as in, I find very amusing, since it seems like the whole ad is really just a way to gather amateur porn photos for his right hand collection.

Take my ad down immediately

Be still my heart!