Read his reviews, it's more about his "giant horse cock" and providers being scared  of it. Slim, why are you single big fella?
I laughed for an hour reading your reviews.  I would like to meet you.

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I don't bully people. Just principles. But carry on lol

Glad I could provide you some comic relief. I am more than willing to put the evidence that I don't jest about what I am working with out there - but only for women who appeal to me. Very few mommy's there "my dear" would be on that list so your probably out of luck on the meeting thing. No offense though for real.

Actually the size has been an impediment when it comes to relationships I have found, one of those things that some girls like once or every once in a while but have a hard time handling day after day. I am also pretty mean and rough sexually in a relationship sexually and it is really hard to find a girl who digs that, again more than once in a while.

Combine that with the fact that I am too picky a mf'er for a guy who is not a GQ cover model, not hard to look at but no model either, leaves me with a small pool of women I would even be interested in dating, who would then also be interested in me. Also guard my finances pretty close, not eager to do the whole hitched then split it couple years later when she hires the lawyer.

I am not the most sociable prick in the world either, never hardly tried and when I have never been successful with the "bar scene". My work schedule and the ease with which to cut to the chase, and not have to deal with the often times bother of a relationship, that this hobby has brought has limited my pursuit of a relationship.

Isn't that what girls with big asses are for?

As long as he's honest about the providers info and performance, I don't think it really matters.

Some dudes have big dicks, in my experience an average one with good skills is better than a dick which just won't fit anywhere easily.

They may be for ones who like that, I like them slim and slimmer. I know that is probably me creating my own problem but that is what I like, what can I say.

Size is always relative to the guys a given girl has been with, but my already inflated ego (I will admit that) ballooned even more when I came into the hobby. When the girls I started seeing doing this were giving me the same reaction and such when they saw it as the girls I dated previous to the hobby then I knew it was legit feedback.  

If you don't like hearing it then skip my reviews, lol, no offense but I don't bring it to the boards after all so it is not like I am bragging, just giving the account. I actually like reading accounts of other hobbyists who also are large as it can give you a clue as to a prospective girl on the "to do" list being into me or not.

And how do you know this?....lmfao

Rudimentary logic, and experience, mr. numbnutz. If I were gay, I'd feel no shame in it, or fear. And I'd get a lot more action, I suspect.

Have you ever fucked a girl who couldn't handle your wiener? The novelty wears off quickly. You have to be really careful. It's not much fun. I'm not hung like a horse at all, but on the few occasions where it was a problem, it was less satisfying than a good fit would have been. Again, once the novelty wore off.

Thus, having experienced briefly what it would be like to have a "too large" dick, I am happy to have a thoroughly average one and to focus on good technique. So from the average dick perspective, I KNOW I am happier.

Now, as to your simplistic attempt at a sense of humor... Are you fucking crazy? LOL. If I was a gay man, I'd much rather have an average dick in my ass than a dick which was too large for my ass. Asses rip. And nobody wants their ass ripped open. That's one of the many reasons why your ill-conceived and clumsy attempt at trying to buy Tobi's anus didn't go over as smashingly as you hoped.  

You are clumsy and oafish, with your thoughts, your words, and your conception of reality. And nobody wants an oaf near there asshole.

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Hey now, let tall slim write his reviews as he wishes. It's like fucking, let each to their own.  
Further, he's correct in that having a big stick is more problem than it is anything else. It's a novelty for the most part because most ladies don't want it all the time.  

Besides, the reviews are good reads since he likes to fuck as I do.

 
HERE'S a winning idea, lets pick a lady for tall slim and myself to tag team!!
18" of penis?

Can we post photos on here?

You like trannys and you want a threesome with slimy.  Wow...you can review a review

The occasional tranny can be fun. Don't umm knock it till you try it.  
When I do seek a tranny I find the fem lacy ones, which aren't easy to find.

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The occasional tranny can be fun. Don't umm knock it till you try it.  
When I do seek a tranny I find the fem lacy ones, which aren't easy to find.