How do you get rid of the smell of vagina? I've washed my hands like a surgeon and still couldn't get rid of the smell. It stays on for hours, sometimes even days, like garlic does. Any ideas on how to get rid of the smell?

"Out, damned spot!" is what you're supposed to say as you sleepwalk round the castle.  --z

wash your face too.  Mouthwash.  Maybe rinse your nose with netti-pot/saline provided.  Might want to wash anyplace that had contact.  
I've always washed face & hands with soap & water before leaving hotel & again when arriving home...  that's worked for me.  I have noticed the smell on me just before arriving home...  "Gotta Go!!" head for bathroom, tend to business & wash up of course...
You do want to remove sex smell...  if you can smell it other women can too.  Do you just happen to use scented soap at home?  I detest the stuff personally but if I had a problem bringing home strange scents, I'd buy a big multi-pack on sale...  
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I always take a shower afterwards, use scented soap. Afterwards, use cologne to disguise the scent. Honesty, I never had the smell of vagina on me for any periods of time after a shower.

I don't know if you see providers that didn't wash. If it stays on for days, its a yeast infection, I don't know what to say about that.

My wife on the other hand seems to get pissed when she notices its not hers

I love the scent. I have not ever had a problem getting it off in the shower with soap & water. There is no one that would care, but often home is not the first place I go after a session. I shower before leaving the in call. Can't help as I've never had the issue. Are you sure it's "really" there?

are you making a joke out of it.  This board is to help newbies, not to make fun of them.  Take the jokes to your regional board or the GD board.  If you are not going to help newbies, don't post on their threads.

If you continue that behavior, you can be moderated.

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I had a shirt that got drenched with pussy in high school (DATY on GF who squirted).  I washed it many times but it still smelled like pussy.  So I never wore it.  Then one day I come home from school and see my mom wearing that shirt.  YIKES  Anyway, I still smelled pussy but she just smelled a clean shirt.

There's all kinds of stuff at the drug store: douche ("Summer's Eve"), feminine deodorant spray, Noroforms deodorant suppositories, yeast treatments, etc.. And buy some tampons to use instead of scrubbing with a  sponge or washcloth. Give a good scrub between your ears, too.

you should be seeing someone else.  I've seen lots of girls and never has this happened to me.  But once when I came home, one of my dogs smelled something on my pants and practically started humping me.

If you can't get the scent off, just stop on the way home and fill your car with gasoline.  Spill a few drops on yourself "accidentally".  When you get home, gasoline will be all anyone can smell.  Oh yeah, NO SMOKING!!

That's a great idea if you didn't have time to shower after leaving the provider. Even getting a little on your hands and rubbing your neck will have your SO demanding you go get cleaned up before coming near her.

Seriously, some really smelly chowhound food is your friend, at least for your hands and mouth.

Although I will say that food and even multiple washings will still leave traces of the smell on your hands.  I think that these traces are much more noticable to yourself than someone else.  Like, all you need is the tiniest clue, and your memory takes over.

A girl NOT leaving a smell on you?  Crap, I wouldn't see her a 2nd time.  I live for that smell!  When a particular lady's smell really gets you high, it's cause enough for repeat visits.  Sometimes I'll wash the smell off my hands, but rub my own junk to get it back on my hands again.