She didn't try and upsell you for more...did she?

You do realize that most of the gals here are human...right?

Just look on the GD board now...guys babbling about leaving skid marks and such.

Stick with the rubber blow up dolls and that "shit" won't happen  

Shit happens, sometimes literally

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I deleted my initial smart-ass response and will just say that, yes, providers do pass wind once in a while.  After all, you hired a human being, not a rubber doll.

Pussy Control....Hope you left a tip, she's talented!!

Can't figure out where one sentence starts and another ends.

I was DATY from behind.Yuck!

Then when I turned her around, her previously clean smelling hoo-ha went rank. I have not seen her since.