I'm in las vegas and I don't know wordpost my dad I can anyone help me please

Many helpful people on this board, but we have to know what you are asking and your current post makes no sense.

"wordpost?" "your dad?"

I have no idea what you are asking.  And I'm not sure this is even the right place to ask your question, it doesn't sound like anything to do with the hobby.

Swim

"I'm in Las Vegas, drunk out of my gourd and unable to type, and I don't know where-to-post [wor-duh-post] my [no d] ad.  I am still blitzed.  What's the extra "I"?  Can anyone help me, please?"  

After you're sober, you should read the Self-Help files.  Use the "Search" button to search the Newbie board for "posting ads" or something like that.  I'll try to help here, but I'm not an expert on ads.  

I think you can only post a TER Ad on the Local Boards (not Newbie, not General, etc.), in your case, the LV Board.  If you link to a personal web site, it must have a TER logo someplace.  If you link to a mall ad (Backpage, Eros) then I don't think it needs a TER logo

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Go to the ad board tab, then select Las Vegas. Write out your ad, if you're visiting, make sure to put your visiting dates, if not then just a title on the subject line.....   Make sure to link your TER profile & pic & website

Hope this helps