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TMMV means Tongue Mileage May Vary, because ...
TheLostSchlong 14 Reviews 32462 reads
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daty technique can be complex & exquisite, or it can be like sloppily painting a house, or brushing your teeth when you're zonked out from a magnum of Merlot, or so I've heard.

A monotonous slobbering tongue gets little mileage.

However, if you apply the right variations in pressure, change directions according to response, and find out what the lady in question really likes, you soon may have her dangling from the chandelier.

But then I'm just a collie dog who can use a keyboard. LOL

TMMV probably came about because the Y and the T are adjacent on the keyboard, What is UMMV? Underarm mileage may vary.

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thirsty33201 reads

Your
Mileage
May
Vary

Scroll down the page until you get to the abbreviations thread. You'll find a more complete answer. If there is such an abbreviation as TMMV, I've never seen it used. People sometimes make up new acronyms to keep us all on our toes.

thirsty

-- Modified on 7/15/2002 5:09:59 AM

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TheLostSchlong32463 reads

daty technique can be complex & exquisite, or it can be like sloppily painting a house, or brushing your teeth when you're zonked out from a magnum of Merlot, or so I've heard.

A monotonous slobbering tongue gets little mileage.

However, if you apply the right variations in pressure, change directions according to response, and find out what the lady in question really likes, you soon may have her dangling from the chandelier.

But then I'm just a collie dog who can use a keyboard. LOL

TMMV probably came about because the Y and the T are adjacent on the keyboard, What is UMMV? Underarm mileage may vary.

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cleanimage35481 reads

Woof Woof, who let the dogs out!!
Great post! Great visuals!

Cleaner

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thirsty34734 reads

Unfortunately, for some of us it also means

Usually My Mileage Varies ;)

thirsty

-- Modified on 7/15/2002 6:47:52 PM

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