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Rubbing one out...
Fresh Meat 13832 reads
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DO you guys rub one out before the date?  Like that scene from "There's Something About Mary" ?  I know alcohol slows things down.  And so does thoughts of baseball and Rosie O'Donnel.  Just curious to what you guys practice out there.

thirsty 2 Reviews 13725 reads
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Thoughts of Rosie will do more than slow things down! Be careful, you may permanently stall the engine. ;)

thirsty

Rickbethel 21 Reviews 13010 reads
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Make sure you see a lady that will allow more than one pop, and she'll help you "rub the first one out."

Placebo 9 Reviews 10691 reads
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ALWAYS find out if more than one pop is allowed before you start.  If so, then fire away !!

scotdaman 12 Reviews 12289 reads
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For me it takes a wile to get my first O. Specially with a condom. I dont do anything for a week before to build up for the fun.

Just me.

YMMV

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