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Rubbing one out...
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DO you guys rub one out before the date?  Like that scene from "There's Something About Mary" ?  I know alcohol slows things down.  And so does thoughts of baseball and Rosie O'Donnel.  Just curious to what you guys practice out there.

Thoughts of Rosie will do more than slow things down! Be careful, you may permanently stall the engine. ;)

thirsty

Make sure you see a lady that will allow more than one pop, and she'll help you "rub the first one out."

ALWAYS find out if more than one pop is allowed before you start.  If so, then fire away !!

For me it takes a wile to get my first O. Specially with a condom. I dont do anything for a week before to build up for the fun.

Just me.

YMMV

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