Newbie - FAQ

Re:Please help, first time...
MMAStar06 4141 reads
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1 / 12

Ok, so I already have a girl picked out and she has 7 pages of positive reviews. I trust you honest TER'ers so the girl isn't my concern.

However, her service is with an agency and my simple question is, what should I expect upon my first call? Upon reading the reviews w/ no detailed info, some members have expressed their opinions about how difficult it is getting passed the screening...what exactly do these agencies ask for first time callers? Will they need personal info that I'm already paranoid about giving out?

I'd really rather go with an independent girl, but this particular one has gotten rave reviews and I feel she is too good to pass up.

And another thing is, the price isn't even listed. Ok, so what's the prob you ask? Well, I have a tight budget and when I call to ask how much and it turns out to be more than I expect, won't it be awkward if I tell them I can't even make it?

Thanks for all the help guys, if it weren't for you guys and your helpful reviews, I wouldn't know which girl to pick.

Aries0324 10 Reviews 4622 reads
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2 / 12

do not take offense. But if cash flow is really a concern, you may need to think twice before you take the plunge. Quality time with quality ladies is not cheap.  If it was, it would not be quality.  So before you get into this game, think hard. Because once you get a taste, you will find that it takes great discipline to stay within your budget.  The abundant quality is sooooo hard to ignore.  (But very much worth the expenditure!!)

Take a deep breath and think this out. Good luck

OldSchoolBrutha 9 Reviews 5909 reads
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3 / 12

I saw a provider who wants $1000 for one hour.  What on earth could she do that $200 GFE cannot?  I had a great time w/ Naughty Viki for $$.

True, the $1000 provider looked like a Playboy centerfold.  But I think Viki is cute!

Oldest Fat Fart 4186 reads
posted
4 / 12

When I first began to Hobby, I saw ladies three or four times a week. Obviously, you have to have some disposable income to do that and not affect your ability to meet your personal obligations or family's needs (if applicable).

I do not spend any of the money from my principal business, but only what I make from an side business. If nothing comes in I don't hobby but when the checks arrive, I party.

Be careful and budget how you spend ... Hobbying is expensive and very, very addictive.

TOMC :-)

-- Modified on 4/8/2006 11:07:34 AM

Aries0324 10 Reviews 4598 reads
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5 / 12

Good points.  My budget will not allow for $1000 meetings.  But for some folks, $1000 is pocket change and for others, $200 is a stretch.  My only point was this: Think about what your limits are going to be before you get in too deep, cause once you go in, it is easy to lose perpspective.

And at the end of the day, the relative value (and value is not the same as price) will be judged by the one paying the rate.

A Porshe and a Kia will both get you across town. Which one is more "fun" to drive? (I've never driven either LOL)

LNQRbigdaddy 111 Reviews 4357 reads
posted
6 / 12

We would love to hear your perspective on the ladies..

2nd2nun 5 Reviews 4810 reads
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7 / 12

Her rate isn't on her profile page?  Also if her rate is to high the agency may have someone in your price range.

-- Modified on 4/8/2006 5:46:00 AM

BostonBakedBean 5263 reads
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8 / 12

When this man says don't sweat it, you can take it to the bank. See>Reviews>Top 100 Reviewers.

As another Newbie, I reached the crossroads with regard to identification. I've chosen to trust it to one agency. After positive reviews with their girls I will be able to get a reccomendation from them for others without personal information disclosure.

2nd2nun 5 Reviews 4044 reads
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9 / 12
skisandboots 4347 reads
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10 / 12

...I was walking along the strip in Las Vegas after winning $5,000 at the blackjack tables and a knockout looking hooker caught my eye. I struck up a conversation and eventually asked the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

She replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

I said, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

I said, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." So, we retired to a nearby motel.

A short time later, I realized that I just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. I was so amazed, that I said, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

Basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, I decided "what the hell, I just won $5 grand"!

Ten minutes later, I'm sitting on the bed more amazed than before. I can scarcely believe it but I felt that I'd truly gotten my money's worth. I decided to blow my entire winnings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. So, I asked the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" I said, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."




See, sometimes you don't know what that extra $1,000 will get ya....LOL







Gothicman 4956 reads
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11 / 12
Not4lng 58 Reviews 3242 reads
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12 / 12

Hey Jepcon1, how did you find the time to post here on the DB?  349 reviews? Is there anything female in DC that you haven't had?  Just wondering.  Congrats, you're my hero!

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