Re:New Hobbiest looking to stay out of trouble

Sorry to use you for the brunt of my humor, but I just gotta...

OK, don't do any of the following...
*Run through the hotel lobby naked, yelling "I need a hooker"
*Put your kids police badge in your shirt pocket.
*See how many days you can go without shaving or bathing.

On the to do side...
Sign up for VIP, do a search on the things you're looking for in a companion.  Read her website and her reviews.  If they don't say what you want to hear, MOVE ON.  Once you've narrowed it down to a select few, contact them in the manner suggested on their site.  Explain that you're new to the hobby, would like to see them (where & when), and ask what info they need.  Offer your preferred method of contact & time.

It's unlikely that a lady with multiple pages of reviews from folks with multiple reviews themselves is LE.  Go to your local board, and see who posts frequently.  Look to find those names in reviews.

Remember it's a business and don't fall in love.