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Re:Advice for Newbies about Hobbying
Rocky Balboner 3844 reads
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And don't forget...No burping or farting, especially in her face...Unless she's into that sort of stuff.

numbnuts117401 reads

As a male who has been out with a few ladies here are my suggestions to the newbies.

1.Always shower before your session, alot of women appreciate this and for the most part you'll get a better session. No lady wants a session with a guy who smells like shit. Scrub that ass area really well and crotch area properly with #2 sandpaper if necessary.Make sure it's squeaky clean!!!!!

2.Brush teeth, floss and rinse mouth with some mouthwash before a session. No lady wants to see anyone with bad breath. See a dentist if you have rotten teeth or no teeth.

3.Most Ladies have sensitive noses quite similiar to bloodhounds and can smell nastiness from a mile away.

4. Smelly toes, no lady wants to be around any guy with smelly toes. Always dry between toes after showering and apply foot powder between the toes to prevent smelly toes and smelly shoes.

From my experiences alot of ladies appreciate a clean, respectful guy, and will want to keep you as a regular.

Finally it is classless to haggle over rates. If a lady appreciates you as client who is clean, considerate and respectful then most times she will cut you a discounted rate to see you as a regular. It's all up to her!!!!!!!

-- Modified on 1/2/2006 5:01:07 PM

AnyOneNormalAnymore5567 reads

Make sure that you get tested and know your Hiv status. A good provider will ask you this before she offers BBBJ or allows you to do daty. Semen left on a newspaper for fews days turns the newspaper red, that means semen contains blood. Makes you wonder if you should consider a CBJ as newbie and migrate to BBBJ when both a provider and client know there status.

mentalmidget7075 reads

I have what I like to call my hobby kit.
Contains:
Corkscrew ( I always bring wine )
2 wine glasses
Lube
Tooth brush and paste
Mouth wash
Deodorant
Finger nail clippers
Cologne
Disposable razor
Shaving cream
Throw away cell phone
Levitra
And the most important extra condoms
Keep it in the trunk of my car so I’m always prepared. I don’t have an SO but if you do maybe not a good idea
Any thing else I need to add?

candles and matches.  Sets a good atmosphere.

I am a fatso5107 reads

Cookies, cupcakes, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

Condoms are weakened by extreme temperatures, which can cause breakage. It is probably not a good idea to keep them in the trunk very long.

Um,

Do I even want to know how you know that semen, left on a newspaper for a few days, turns it red?  I mean, who shoots a load on a newspaper, then leaves it laying around a few days to see what happens?

AnyOneNormalAnymore4985 reads

I had some paper towels down and overshoot the load. Did not realize until a few days later about the color change in the newspaper.

Cynicalman4438 reads

I got all that metrosexual shit down however ironically one aspect I love about the hobby is I can dress like shit, leave the house with 3 days beard growth and not even think about combing my hair until I definitely have plans to see a gal.
Then BAM! shit, shower, shave, brush and boogy. Before coming to the hobby every time I left the house I was concerned with the way I was dressed and looked for fear of by chance meeting an agreeable civvie that might want to horizontal mambo. Now I have a cell phone full of agreeable ladies and I needn't worry about my appearance until I've called and booked an appointment.
Some may call it lazy or even slovenly. I call it Freedom.

. . . so I'll be home for a light lunch and scrub myself inside and out.

By the way, I always fix lunch and bring it to my ATF. She loves it.

Rocky Balboner3845 reads

And don't forget...No burping or farting, especially in her face...Unless she's into that sort of stuff.

. . . look at her like she's guilty.

-- Modified on 1/5/2006 5:56:25 AM

One last thing after all this great advice......
Don't forget to bring your Dick and your money.

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