What do I have 2 do to become VIP were do I write reviews and ho

... click "Submit a Review."

Or just pay $30.00!!!!!

...write better than you did in your post.  Also, get a keyboard that has punctuation keys that actually work.

it tells you how to do stuff on this site.  I agree with previous poster, use punctuation and don't text talk, use full words.  Lots of folks are turned off by text talk here, it seems juvenile to many.