As for others, let you imagination be your guide.

I've been thinking about fucking a oiled up armpit some day.  Maybe call that one Polish because it's next to Russia?

Of the different types of erotic massage happy endings available, besides the standard hand job, I know about the Russian finish, Italian finish and pussy slide. Are there others?

For example, I recently had an erotic massage where the finish consisted of her lying on top of me, face to face, with me holding her in a tight embrace, with our legs intertwined and her rubbing her pelvis on my genitals until release, resulting in a fantastic finish. Because her body is slightly lower than mine there is
no genital-to-genital contact and therefore no health risk. It would be nice to have a name for this type of finish so that I could ask for it at other MPs, without it seeming like I am giving her instructions. I checked the glossary/abbreviation threads and couldn't find anything. Maybe it could be called something like BSTC (Body Slide to Completion).

Mr. Fisher, you should do standup.

I do stand ups, sit ups, push ups.

I usually only have an audience of one, and they tend to walk out in the middle of the show, however.

I did get a very nice notice from a provider who herself did standup, which I considered a great flattery.

Some day I planning on getting on a stage.

(They're still cheaper than the bus.)

but lo and behold, here it is in the Urban Dictionary.

I tried nuru once.  It was great while the stuff was warm, but as it is water based, when it cools off, it gets cold on account of evaporation.  I'm sticking with a good massage oil like almond oil for now.

I really want to try out the armpit thing now.

It sounds like you had a wonderful and very intimate body-to-body massage experience. If that is something that you enjoy, you may want to look for ladies that advertise Nuru Massage. I'm not certain about the completion part, but I'm sure if you were engaged with a lady where there was mutual trust, she would allow you to finish in the way that you desire. Obviously, if privates are rubbing other people's privates, protection needs to be worn.

BTW Mr. Fisher, i thought armpit sex was called "Dick in a Headlock" no? Lol.

xoxo Di

I shit you not.  I have an ex-girlfriend who was a Polish prostitute in Europe, and she told me that armpit sex was a not-too-uncommon request.  In fact, I've seen it advertised on the menu at some brothels.  It is referred to in Germany as 'Italienisch' (Italian).

the only thing we do know...


is that you're



(still not a lawyer)

lmao

xxx
Jinni

enjoy my visits to see a hot petite lady like Jinni.