I was on another board and a reminder was posted about morning showers before going to the office, then getting a nooner at lunchtime.  My question is about the extra time it takes to properly freshen up. Ladies, Do you count the time to get clean against the agreed time or is this off the clock?...Also does letting a lady know ahead of time about getting a shower upon arrival, help with some extra time?

You pay for the time you are in the room. A shower uses-up about two minutes of that time. Look at it as an investment in your good time.  If you DON'T shower the intimacy level that the lady is willing to offer may very well be effected by the stench coming from your various "private areas".

Sex is an intimate act between two people. It's human nature to want your money's worth but try not to think of seeing a provider strictly in terms of dollars ans cents. Believe me you can have your world rocked a lot better for 55 minutes if you are clean and fresh than for 60 minutes if you smell bad...

By the way, cleaning up after wards and getting dressed are part of the hour as well.

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...before dates.   To me, it takes me around 3 minutes to perform the "hooker's bath" described here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hookers%20bath

Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth.

That way the places that get "smelly" are taken care of in quick order.

I have wondered about men who think that they need 15 minutes to take care of business...

Yes, the shower counts in the time, but as already stated, it takes a couple minutes. What I don't understand is the men who do take showers and I swear they didn't use soap and wash the important areas. Odds are if you are clean and both parties are having fun then you'll run over the alotted time anyway.

B57 said it perfectly, I live in the SW desert, and it's 105 to 110 everyday. Trust me you learn how to shower quickly and it's always appreciated by the lady. What's the old saying cleanliness is next to whatever.

if a shower is what you need get your own room befor your lady gets there so you can have all your time if not yes that time counts but if it helps ill get in with you so you dont miss out on none of your time with me

Most gals are willing to join you for some good sudsy fun.  That way they can make sure you scrub where the sun don't shine as well.

In fact, a nice bubble bath can be a wonderful way to play too.