... on either account.  Makes sense, thanks for the info.

I think they are saying that your quality of hygiene will have a lot to do with the service provided.

Things like Greek may depend on the size of your tool, ditto for DT.

All the gals are trying to say is don't accuse them of false advertizing if you don't get offered everything on the menu.

Yes, I know the standard definition (Your Mileage May Vary), I'm not *that* dumb .  My question in this: I'm researching on P411 and there's a section at the bottom of the ladies' profile pages that lists "Activities (name) enjoys in Private".   Some (but not all, or even very many) ladies fill this in with the usual list of acronyms.  On several of them the list includes "YMMV", and I'm not sure exactly what she's trying to tell me with that.   The experience depends on personal chemistry/connection?  That she's low-volume and selective?  Or maybe there's another definition of YMMV that I don't know about?

like an a-hole.

The above explanations are right on the money. A provider may have a vast menu, but that doesn't always mean you will get everything on her menu.  I am predominately known as a sweet gfe type, but there have been a few hobbyists that have tapped into the wild pse in me-YMWV Your miles WILL vary.

lol I love you Ashley-Nicole!  I agree some days I can be ho-hum. I do not like when a guy books me for 1-hour and wants everything on my menu. It's hard to squeeze in to an hour and I feel rushy! So yes YMWV

p.s. Since I offer greek at my all inclusive price I do have to persuade some "larger" gentlemen away from the greek aspect. I'm on the small side with both my holes

Hey Ashley and Barbie, all the answers pretty much just confirmed my own intuition - good lord, if I got everything listed on some of those lists in one date my frickin' head would explode!  I just thought there might be some other "code" going on there.  And ... if providers weren't human, well then what would be the point?

If St. Louis wasn't so far away, you'd both have mail ...