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Re: jalapenos?
MelissaKordero See my TER Reviews 2260 reads
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1 / 12

Hello everyone!  I'm Melissa, a new provider in Minneapolis and I had a quick question regarding preparing yourself for Greek, physically, not mentally.  I'm curious about what steps you take to prepare your body to insure a clean experience.  This question is obviously more for the other ladies but any feedback is welcome.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 806 reads
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2 / 12

That is one way to prepare and cleans you out really well, but there is some concern medically for doing this repeatedly, so I wouldn't recommend it, at least not all the time.

Otherwise, eliminate some hours beforehand, and then don't eat for several hours.  This is what the gals whom I see do, and I've never had any stinky surprises.

Other than that, use lots of good water based lube.

Zing!!! 721 reads
posted
3 / 12

Nature's broom. 2 pounds a day will do.

MaximusSeximus 600 reads
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4 / 12
London Rayne See my TER Reviews 709 reads
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5 / 12

I fast for 12 hours before doing greek among other things, I don't care to discuss.

Nolklylu 58 Reviews 625 reads
posted
6 / 12

Gives new meaning to the phrase "hot piece of ass"
Aye Caramba!!

DerrBl 38 Reviews 548 reads
posted
7 / 12

The technical term is "ring sting".

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 540 reads
posted
8 / 12

Since my good friends refer to me as the MASTER of the Anus I can offer a few suggestions:

Enema's are always good to prevent a mess!

Playing with your ass is a must.  You start of small & work your way up.  Stretching your hole takes time & lots of practice.  

Try a finger, or 2, then a small vibrator.  Lots of lube!  

After awhile you will be amazed at how your body can take more each time.

FYI- I am only a giver, so Greek on the naughty boys!

Zing!!! 565 reads
posted
9 / 12

Try moving up to habeneros or maleguetas at the least. Birds Eye chilis rock as well. Serranos are a nice easy step up from the jalapeños ...

Lmao

-- Modified on 5/25/2013 11:50:56 AM

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 597 reads
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10 / 12

Who seem to have forgotten that this board is not intended as a playground for smart-asses and their nonsense.  Mr fisher and Madame Patricia gave you good advice.  Welcome to the board!

PhilAnderz 22 Reviews 624 reads
posted
11 / 12

I think BostonGuy57 —and the posters he cites— have it right.  Enjoy.

MelissaKordero See my TER Reviews 618 reads
posted
12 / 12

Haha enjoyed all the feedback.  Thank you!!!

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