Newbie - FAQ

Re: Dude, TMI....
roger68 1762 reads
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1 / 10

I am new to this  
 My first escort was candy from mburg.   She started out with.! 5 minutes. Blow job,   then ten minutes on top,  then after ten minutes of me on top she asked how much longer.   I said. -  I paid for an hour.  I think I only got another ten minutes!   Should I not get an hour if I paid for an hour?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 446 reads
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2 / 10

That's from the time you enter the door to the time you leave through the door.

Now, that said, twenty minutes of non-stop humping, depending on how vigorously it is done, can be a bit of a strain on some gals, so you might want to give her a bit of a break during the session - a coffee break, if you will.

In any case, she should not be handing you your hat and ushering you out the door, if that's what happened.

ShakingtheSheets 189 Reviews 449 reads
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3 / 10

By my calculations, you received 35 minutes (5 minute BJ, 10 minutes of CG, 10 minutes of mish...and then another 10 minutes of doing something) of an hour appointment.  

Yes, most good providers (hint read their reviews), will give you a full hour (if that is what you booked). Remember, in theory you are paying her for her time. That time is one hour and you should be compensated as such. Now this doesn't mean its an hour of sex. It means its an hour in her presence. Walking in, talking, taking a shower, taking off your clothes, taking off her clothes, recovery chatter, putting on your clothes, watching her put on her clothes, engaging in mundane  small talk on the way out, are ALL part of the hour in addition to the sex.  

Whether the session ends at 55 minutes or 1 hour and 15 minutes will be dictated by the flow of the session, the ladies personality, how she handles her business and really what the lady has planned for after your session. If she is not in a rush and generous with her time, you may get well over an hour (usually not more than 15 minutes over...don't take advantage of her good nature). If she is busy immediately following your session, you may start getting a hint around 50-55 minutes to wrap it up and leave. No rules

Again, shame on Candy from mburg! She may have cheated you out of 25 minutes. Let's take this all the way to the Supreme Court!!!!!!!!!!

-- Modified on 7/24/2013 7:12:04 AM

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 418 reads
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4 / 10

...you say: "Hi Candy from Mburg, I'm Roger68.  How do you do?"  Did you take your clothes off?

Your hour is not measured solely by physical time.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 448 reads
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5 / 10

Yes, you paid for an hour and you should get an hour.  Instead of giving us the blow by blow (pun intended)we could use some more pertinent information.  Did you read her reviews before you saw her?  Did she even have any?

Lots of lower end girls will advertise an hour but are really one-and-done girls.  Once you pop, you're done.  The best way to protect yourself from this sort of thing is to see only well-reviewed providers.

Sorry this happened to you but you need to arm yourself with as much information as you can before you book with a lady.

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 415 reads
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6 / 10

There are some newbie clients who only think the time that "counts" in the session is the time spent with your DICK in one of her orifices. Under this premise, time spent talking, kissing, cuddling, massaging etc doesn't "count!" That is flat out WRONG- all of those latter activities are part of what makes a session "GFE."

Furthermore, all sex is not created equal. 20 minutes of slow, sensual screwing with plenty of lubrication can be GOOD. 20 minutes of being pounded into the bed so agressively that your teeth chatter, while the friction of the condom catches, snags, and threatens to tear your delicate pussy skin? That is NOT good!

For every girl who shorts guys on on time, there is a client who thinks providers should perform like human fuck-bots because they are getting paid.

roger68 413 reads
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7 / 10

It was at my house.  She was an half an hour late.  I greeted her at the door and intoduced myself.  She asked to use the bathroom, during which time I slipped into bed.  She then came into the bedroom, slipped off her clothes and got into bed.  We talked for a few minutes and the rest I have discussed.

roger68 372 reads
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8 / 10

I won't say she was terrible,  but I didn't need to hear her whine about having other clients after me.  Worst of all was when she started chant,  "come on baby cum" - It was almost like being up to bat and hearing, "hey batter, batter - swing".  It really did not help.  I just take a while some times

clarence37 37 Reviews 404 reads
posted
9 / 10

and coming to the newbie board with a question, THAT is what you SHOULD be doing. If all you want to do is complain about "Candy", that's a different story.

There are some escorts who believe that as soon as the client cums, she is done - and some of them will try to rush you to that. Unless she is the hottest girl you'e ever seen, and the orgasm is a mind-blower, there's probably no reason to ever hire that girl.

That's why we have this thing called "The Erotic REVIEW". So that we can review girls and let each other know about girls like Candy. But we are all going to assume that either Candy HAD no reviews, or she had bad ones that you did not bother to read. Either way, sorry to say it, but this bad session you just endured was youir own fault.

From now on, follow tha advice of every other guy who has posted on your thread, and see only well-reviewed providers. Good luck.

roger68 574 reads
posted
10 / 10

I really didn't mean to sound off on my provider - I just wanted to know if was off base asking for more than 30 minutes.  Most guys cum in about ten minutes and they talk for a few and that's that - I was told.   And what do I know?  

 
Posted By: clarence37
and coming to the newbie board with a question, THAT is what you SHOULD be doing. If all you want to do is complain about "Candy", that's a different story.  
   
 There are some escorts who believe that as soon as the client cums, she is done - and some of them will try to rush you to that. Unless she is the hottest girl you'e ever seen, and the orgasm is a mind-blower, there's probably no reason to ever hire that girl.  
   
 That's why we have this thing called "The Erotic REVIEW". So that we can review girls and let each other know about girls like Candy. But we are all going to assume that either Candy HAD no reviews, or she had bad ones that you did not bother to read. Either way, sorry to say it, but this bad session you just endured was youir own fault.  
   
 From now on, follow tha advice of every other guy who has posted on your thread, and see only well-reviewed providers. Good luck.

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