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Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers
Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 3669 reads
posted
1 / 21
Ask a Monger

For those new to the game, I would like to start this thread for those looking to sexperience the kgirl scene in Nor Cal.  I'm hoping for an assist from those who enjoy the company of fiery spirited kgirls with no rules other than don't offer Greek.  Ouch, ouch and ouch doesn't sound like fun to me...

I'm not a 'hobbyist'.  Nope.  Never will be.  I'm a down and dirty smooth criminal with no pretenses; blessed with excellent genetics, the ability to entertain and thirty years of practical experience in the field.

I consider myself a 'monger'; an aficionado who enjoys the company of fiery spirited working girls of Korean ethnicity.  The more YMMV, the better.

Ask away my brothers...

GaGambler 459 reads
posted
2 / 21
I agree about the term "hobbyist" I HATE that term

I also have little respect for most people who self identify as a "hobbyist" Personally I like "whore mongering pig" but "monger" works too. lol

 
Ugh, when you mention 30 years of experience, it made me do my own math. I saw my first hooker in 1974 which gives me 46 years of experience, FUCK I must be old. I guess it helps that I saw my first hooker at the ripe old age of 15. lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 518 reads
posted
3 / 21
Conan The Grammarian also prefers "monger." Actually, ANYTHING other than "hobbyist,"

which he considers to be a lame and stupid name. And while some claim "monger" is a misnomer because it means seller, not buyer, that is incorrect:-
"monger
/ˈməNGɡər/
suffix: -monger
denoting a dealer or trader in a specified commodity.
"fishmonger"
a person who promotes a specified activity, situation, or feeling, especially one that is undesirable or discreditable."
I like the "discreditable" part.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 443 reads
posted
4 / 21
Maximizing TER

This site is a trip!  But it's nice to be welcomed as a monger refugee.

I'll update as I figure out how to make threads and posts that aren't disallowed.

YMMV

impposter 49 Reviews 477 reads
posted
5 / 21
Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers "monger." Actually, ANYTHING other than "hobbyist,"

I use "client" and "hostess" in very generic ways when writing on TER. "Sometimes a client will ask his hostess if he can extend his date."

Posted By: inicky46
Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers "monger." Actually, ANYTHING other than "hobbyist,"
which he considers to be a lame and stupid name. And while some claim "monger" is a misnomer because it means seller, not buyer, that is incorrect

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 463 reads
posted
6 / 21
Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers

At the risk of being mislabeled a pedantic putz...

My father was an attorney at law before he passed away.  He explained to me that most 'mericans mis-uae the term 'client'.  He said that in a court of law there is privilege between the attorney and client.  If no privilege, then the correct term is customer.

YMMV

-- Modified on 8/7/2020 7:27:43 AM

impposter 49 Reviews 455 reads
posted
7 / 21
Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers

Some of my hostesses make me feel VERY privileged.

Posted By: Twoontuesday
My father was an attorney at law before he passed away.  He explained to me that most 'mericans mis-uae the term 'client'.  He said that in a court of law there is privilege between the attorney and client.  If no privilege, then the correct term is customer.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 396 reads
posted
8 / 21
Observations From The Peanut 🥜 Gallery

Once you get a presence on a forum, the mod puts you on a 'fast track' for publishing posts and reviews.  But I have submitted some reviews and posts to my threads, that were NOT allowed, and I'm on the sssslllloooowwww track again.

 

 
Food for thought on being aware of what will and will not be published and said consequences.

 

YMMV

-- Modified on 8/10/2020 3:12:16 PM

36363jensen 4 Reviews 456 reads
posted
9 / 21
Re: Conan The Grammarian also prefers

Additionally we certainly expect confidentiality from them as well.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 408 reads
posted
10 / 21
And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

one might consider posting the link the the discussion board policies.

It is true, as with much on TER, there are the written rules, some additional unwritten rules and then the Admins' judgements about both.
Related Link: https://www.theeroticreview.com/info_policies/boardPolicies.asp

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 426 reads
posted
11 / 21
Re: And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

Your Kung Fu is STRONG my monger brother!

Thanks for your continued support Jensen.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 426 reads
posted
12 / 21
Re: And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

No worries. We've offered the path to the water. Now up to others to drink or not as they see fit.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 411 reads
posted
13 / 21
Re: And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 427 reads
posted
14 / 21
Re: And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

I've seen that phrase bandied about on TER a few times. Personally I don't find it all the humorous or intelligent. Seems a bit mean spirited to the providers on the forum.

 
I think it is likely a misquote of Dorothy Parker's "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think." But perhaps it's a blending of the two following the lines of the "You can lead a horse to water but you can't push a rope."

 
I certainly was not able to find it as one of the known phrases in a quick search.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 471 reads
posted
15 / 21
You Can Lead A Whore To Culture, But You Can't Make Her Think

Submitted for your consideration and approval...

 

 
I generally refrain from using the term 'whore' to describe a working girl; as it is extremely offensive to working girls.

 

 
It is, however,  perfectly acceptable to specifically call my vampire kgirl a no good lying whore.  She is a no good, lying whore.  It's a statement of fact.

-- Modified on 8/13/2020 7:42:16 AM

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 440 reads
posted
16 / 21
Re: And given this is the Newbie FAQ Board

I heard that variation of the joke on a late night show, probably Johnny Carson show.  It was Tony Randall who said it.
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It's funnier than the Dorothy Parker version.  
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GaGambler 443 reads
posted
17 / 21
Yes, I too rarely use the word whore to describe a working girl

I can easily use the word hooker as a term of endearment, the same thing for "slut" I mean honestly, who doesn't like a slut? lol but somehow it's hard to use the word whore without it sounding like an insult, so unless I am deliberately trying to insult someone, (man or woman) I almost never use the word, except when using a modified form of the word like "attention whore" which of course is meant to insult someone.

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 445 reads
posted
18 / 21
Excluding dirty talk, I rarely hear it.

Even for dirty talk, most people ask prior to using the word whore... it's sort of an unspoken no-no.  ;-)

 
Earlier this year, a new client used the word casually in conversation.  He has a pronounced accent so at first I wasn't sure what he said but when I asked him to repeat himself it was clear.   He's from another country/culture so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and I told him he really shouldn't say that word, as not many providers like it.  

He was surprised and immediately apologized so I told him the more acceptable terms.   I've seen again him since then and he's been a perfect gentleman so I've chalked it up to a cultural and/or linguistic difference.  :-)

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 387 reads
posted
19 / 21
Fast Track

It's Fall in the Bay Area and sure feels like it!  Dark at 5 pm and getting cold too; I shouldn't complain, the weather here is phenomenal.

 

I've been a good TER member and stayed on topic and not veered into no no post land.  All my posts are fast track now and non-moderated.  Membership has its privileges!!!  Thanks TER mods!

 

I've been sessioning with vampire kgirl of late.  She's in town and oh so lonely...yeah right!   I $pent the night Friday at her house and it was par for the course.  A monger can get real $poiled with an extended edging bbbjtcimws!!!  YAHOO!!!  She sucked every drop of cum out of my balls.  Fully drained and satisfied...

 

I also got texts from Jesi and Bora last week saying 'hi Twoontuesday, you busy?!'. All during the Pandemic.

 

I wonder if I write a review if that's fast track too?  Things that make you go hmm...

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 444 reads
posted
20 / 21
Attorney-client privilege does apply to a customer...

...of an attorney.  If a "customer" goes to see a lawyer and communicates with him regarding legal advice, he is a "potential client" or a "prospective client" and the attorney-client privilege applies to communications between the parties.  The would-be client doesn't ever have to pay the attorney for the privilege to apply.  

 
Sorry, but maybe the rules have changed since your father practiced law.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 434 reads
posted
21 / 21
Re: Attorney-client privilege does apply to a customer...

Papa,

We are customers of working girls.  I prefer fiery spirited kgirls...for example TER ID # 327735.

 

There is a privilege to see them. That privilege is not protected in a courtroom.  Discretion is a must if I want to avoid BL.  Cheers!!!!!

-- Modified on 11/25/2020 11:57:20 PM

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