Well I took a break from the hobby for some time. A few years back I dated a provider and the experience was amazing--it left my head spinning for some time. Anyway things have slowed down and business is good so I thought I'd check back in with the scene and see if I can't have some fun...

Just thought I'd drop by and say hello. I may have a question or two while I get back in the swing of things... For example, I have this fantasy of having someone come into my office for an interview, and things take a turn for the good.

Clearly an outcall situation, but I'm not sure that's a good "first date". Perhaps I should start seeing someone on her turf first then suggest the visit? What do y'all think?

Also are there profiles here on TER for members?

Oh, I think an office visit is a great idea for a first date.  I think if you knew the lady, that would take the mystery away from the fantasy.  I think you would need to stress to the lady to be dressed conservatively.  Now what she has on underneath that business suit would be her surprise to you.

Sitting in my office, I think you're right on the money. This would be a great first date. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go take a shower.

That is, no one is going to burst into your office in the middle of things with a burning question or similar mishap?

I would think the the provider would want to be very clear on that point.

There's no way I could arrange this in my office.
Everyone is bursting in all the time.

I did something similar recently with a gent I'd seen several times.  We made plans to play "secretary seduces boss."   He was really excited and even wrote a bare-bones synopsis for me.  I was so turned on by the idea...  I, ah, clicked my mouse while driving to the appointment.  I wore a suit and blouse, cute glasses, heels, and thigh highs.  

It was HOT.  I hope he has some other fantasies.

Mr. Fisher, I can only imagine what would happen if someone walked in.

Have been trying for awhile to set up an "interview" with one of my regular friends.  The idea of it being with someone unknown makes it that much hotter.  Just imagine being stressed at work one day.  Only need to look down under the desk to have mememories take the stress away....


Kari

We'll need to come up with a job description---And a title. You gotta have a title. Perhaps something in the hospitality market.

I think you definitely understand the spirit of the fantasy. This is a new one for me, the idea of a beautiful woman coming into the office for a meeting... Flashing a bit of cleavage, perhaps a little up skirt tease... Then some flirting, a hand roving over a thigh here a neck there... Man... That gets my engine running!  If I pull it off I'll post the details for certain!

Well it is "my office"... I mean my shop, and when the doors closed folks know I need my privacy. So I don't think door barging would be an issue. Never happened. I suppose it could, and perhaps that element of danger makes it a little bit more exciting to try. But then I'm a risk taker...

Well you definitely got the idea and experience counts for something when you apply for a job. What, may I ask sweetest Jane are your other qualifications?

Karizza, Ah, but you are in Baltimore... Are you willing to commute to work? My office is NOVA?

Good Point... Let's see if we can put one together...

Title: Senior Human Resources Manager

Overview: Reports to the senior executive of the business. Responsible for ENHANCING the PERFORMANCE of the senior executive and executive team. May need to work LONG hours under HARD conditions. The successful candidate must be MULTILINGUAL. Special ACROBATICS and SERVICE orientation a must.

Specific Duties & Qualifications :

1. STROKING of MEMBERS of the executive team, with special attention given to the chief executive.

2. Excellent ORAL and written communications skills with a specific understanding of the importance of BODY LANGUAGE when communicating.

3. Is extremely FLEXIBLE and can BEND and adapt to working in CLOSE quarters.

4. Experience as a MISSIONARY helpful  but not required.

5. Rodeo experience, as a COW GIRL, a strong plus, any riding in REVERSE as  COW GIRL receives special attention.

6. The ability to MASSAGE specific situations to achieve a meaningful and STRESS conclusion as a direct result of her efforts.

7. Willing to serve MULTIPLE CUPS... Of coffee that is...

8. Demonstrates creativity by ENTICING others with a PHYSICAL DEMONSTRATION of her abilities.

9. Speaks FRENCH FLUENTLY and FLUIDLY.

10. Ability to GIVE and RECEIVE equally an wear nothing but a smile...


Anyone have anything to add to the Position Description?