Amazon ... A large woman.

AMP ... Asian Massage Parlor

Around the world ... Anilingus and Fellatio.

Asian ... Anilingus.

Asian Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over

the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ASP ... Adult Service Provider.

ATM ... Ass to mouth.

ATF ... All Time Favorite.

Aunt Flo ... Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&S ...Bait & switch.
Bait & switch ... Ads, pictures that describe someone else.

Bareback ... Without a condom.
BBBJ ... Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC ... Bareback Blow Job To Completion.

BBW ... Big Beautiful Woman.

BDSM... Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

BFE ... Boyfriend Experience.

Blackhole ... Anus.

BLS ... Ball licking and sucking.

Blue Pill ... Viagra.

Blue Steel ... Viagra.

Brown Eye... Anus.
Brown Shower ... Defecation on your partner.

BS ... Body slide.

Cash and Dash ... A rip-off.

CBJ ... Covered Blow Job.

CD ...Cross-dresser.

CFS ... Covered Full Service

CG ... Cowgirl.

CIM ... Cum in mouth.

Clockwatcher ... A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

CMT ... Certified Massage Therapist.

Commercial Company ... Prostitution, normally a truckers term.

Completion ... Orgasm.

Cover ... A condom.

Covered ... Use of condoms or dental dams.

Cowgirl ... Woman rides on top.

Cups of coffee ... Orgasms.

DATO ... Dining At The O, rim job.

DATY ...Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.

DDE ... Doesn't do extras.

DDG ... Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Deep throat ... BJ where the penis is "swallowed".

DFK ... Deep French Kissing.

Doubles ... 3 some.

DP ... Double Penetration.

DT .. Deep throat.

Ellie ... LE.

EOM ... End of Message.

Facial .. Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM ... Full Body Sensual Massage.

FJ ... Foot job.
Flake, Flaky ... Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.

FOTC ... Fuck of the century.

French .. Oral sex.

FS ... Full Service.

GFE ... Girl Friend Experience.

Golden Shower ... Urinating on your partner.

Greek ... Anal Sex.

GS ... Golden Shower.

Half and half ... BJ followed by FS

HJ ...Hand Job.

HM ... High mileage.

HME ... Honeymoon experience.

HR ... Hand Release.

Hostess Club ... A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

Incall ... You go to her place.

Interpreter ... Condom

ISO ... In search of

Italian ... Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack ... Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS

John ... A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Kama Sutra ... Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
LE ... Law Enforcement.

LFK ... Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue)

Little blue pill ... Viagra

LMP ... Licensed Massage Practitioner
LMT ... Licensed Massage Therapist

LOL ... Laugh Out Loud

Lot Lizard ... A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

Madame ... Proprietress of an agency.

Mediterranean ... Anal sex.

Merkin ... Pubic hair wig.

MG ... Massage Girl

MILF ... Mom I'd like to fuck.

Mish ... Missionary position.

Missionary ... Man on top during intercourse

MMF, MFM, MFF ...Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female

MFF = male, female, female.

MP ... Massage Parlor or Multiple positions

MPA ... Massage Parlor Attendant

MPCFS ... Multiple positions covered full service

MPOS ... Multiple positions oral sex.

MSOG ... Multiple shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1

orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops ... More than 1 orgasm during the session.

Newbie ...A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

No-Show ... Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC ... Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.

NQBS ... Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.

NQNS ... Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.

Out, Outed ...Private, personal info is made public.

Outcall ... She comes to your place

Pearl Necklace ... Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest

Pimp ... A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

PSE ... Porn Star Experience

PV ... Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat ... Condom

Reverse Cowgirl ... woman rides on top, facing away

Rimming, Rimjob ... Anilingus

ROFLMAO ... Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

Russian ... Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano ... BBBJTC and she swallows.

Scat ... Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening ... A provider or agency does a pre-session background check

on a new client.

Shemale ... Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but

hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.

Shill ... A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange

for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal ... Allows more than one orgasm per session.

Snowball ... Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via

kissing to the ejaculator.

SO ... Significant Other.

SOG ... Shots on goal, attempts at orgasm.

SOMF ... Sat on my face.

SP ... Service Provider, prostitute.

Spanish (Australian) ... Penis between her breasts, Russian.

Spanish (USA) ... Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes

directly into her mouth.

Spinner ... A very petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit

'n' Spin"

Squirting, Squirter ... Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS ... Sexual reassignment surgery

STD ... Sexually transmitted disease.

Sting ... A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend

unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to

apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

Street action ... Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.

Stroll ... A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street

action.

Summer teeth ...  Her teeth, some are there, some are not.

Sunshine, sunny ... Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)

SW ... 1. Street walker. 2. Sex Worker

Sybian ... A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of

half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Teabag, Teabagging ...Man squats and dips his testicles into partners

mouth.

TER ... The Erotic Review, the best review board IMO

TG ...Transgender: Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.


Tipping required ...Hidden charges, provider demands more than the

advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various

services.

TOFTT ...Took one for the team, A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no

(or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very

poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the

team) from making the same mistake.

Toss the salad ...Anilingus, Tongue in the anus

Translation, translator ... Using a condom

Trolling ...1. The act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2.

Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others

TS ...Transsexual

TUMA ...Tongue up my ass.

TV... Transvestite

Uncovered... Without a condom.

UTFMBDA ... Use The Find Message Button DumbAss.

VD... Venereal disease

WAH... Wild Ass Humping

Water Sports... Urination play.

YMMV... Your Mileage May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes

differ

69... Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.



-- Modified on 7/15/2003 2:30:40 PM

If anyone notices anything I missed please feel free to add it.

Many thanks to the person that first started this glossary. I copied and edited many items. I even added an original of mine.

If any females can discover my original abbreviation, I'll personally give you an hour of my time for free. BTW, this is an ongoing contest, so all you women feel free to search for it and contact me!!!!! ;^)

If JJ missed any terms, please add them to THIS THREAD by replying. That way, anyone can find this list by searching for List of Abbreviations & Terms using FIND MESSAGE. I would ask all the helpers to refer Newbies back to this thread whenever a abbreviations/terms question comes up.

thirsty

ROB ... Rip Off Bitch

[Originally posted by MichaelCA 7/30/03]

Brits use a few different terms than we do. A-Levels means Anal and O-Levels means Oral, has to do with their education system. I believe WOW is woman on woman, but I am unsure. Russian is a standard term meaning tit fuck.

ROB???

Have a new one for you Thirsty. Ran across this on a Yahoo board, 'blumpkin'. Definition given is getting head while you are sitting on the toilet.

Just remember another while typing, 'Spanish'. Definition is when the lady sucks your cock directly after anal sex. Could be after you cum or to receive it.


I know. My mind is a sewer of trivia

Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the
extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:

1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proceed
to shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep
and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

3. Western Grip- When jerking off, turn your hand around, so
that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use. Hence, western.

4. The Blumpkin- You need to find a real tramp to do this
right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.

5. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments
before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

6. Golden Shower - Any form of pissing all over a chick (a.k.a.- watersports)

7. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the
neck/cleavage area of a girl - it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.

8. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty
wombat and you know you've got to give her the slip. However,
you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful.

9. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you
oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to purple mushroom.

10. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like a coyote. Strictly a class move.

11. Fishhook - A variation of the shocker in which you pull
back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

12. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you
start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The
force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.

13. Bismarck- This is another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to cum, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and cum together.

14. Jelly Dougnut: A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to
do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

15. The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,
tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

16. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

17. Tossing Salad - Another prison act where one person is
forced to basically chow asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.

18. Rim Job: Another name for tossing salad. Focuses on the use
of the tongue.

19. The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going
doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

20. Pink glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.

21. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having
her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed).

22. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that
when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

23. The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while
laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

24. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her
ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and
discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who
has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's Afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.

27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.

28. Gaylord Perry: Going to only one knuckle during an anal
probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle ball pitcher proud and use multiple knuckles on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of two knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).

29. Rear Admiral: An absolute blast. When getting a chic from
behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

30. Glass Bottom Boat: Putting saran wrap over your partners
face and proceeding to lay a hot shit there.

31. Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while
getting head. (Picture it: ass on forhead) It may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

32. Snowmobile: Always a blast. When getting a girl while she's
on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. Dutch Oven: Rather simple. Whenever you bust ass while in
the sack pull the covers over both of your head so she can enjoy your pork and beans as well.

"Irish"

Fucking a potato while drinking a pint..

In order for the acronym to be appropriate, there must be a lot of drinking before, during and after the activity.

Covered "Irish" - Leave the potato peel on!

Uncovered "Irish" - You know what it is if you're brave enough to go there!

Getting your Red Wings --- Think Angel and Buffy.  Not to be confused with acquiring a Detroit hockey team, this involves cunnilingus with a woman while she's receiving a visit from Aunt Flo.  Not for the weak of stomach.

ROTFLMFAO

[Originally posted by bostongreg, 1/5/2004 6:05:39 AM]    

NSA = No strings attached.  Usually refers to a sexual act without attached emotional commitment.

Re:help with a couple of abbreviations  

[Originally posted by NAUGHTIUSMAXIMUS, 12/22/2003]
 
Age/ Sex/ Location. Love Ya Lots

Good stuff - some of these I had seen and wondered what they meant. Some are pretty obvious, but most are great information to have when reading reviews trying to make an informed decision.  Thanks!