That's the attitude we like on here.

Browse a bit and get into the swing.

Don't forget to read the self help manual that is linked on this page.

just stumbled across this cool site and want to say hi to all my fellow poon hounds!

looking forward to getting to know you crazy cats and chatting hobby!

Yes, welcome to The Sport We Love !  Make sure to graze on this board and read the Newbie manual.  There's nothing like doin' your homework so you get laid and not fucked!

Now make yourself useful and post a few reviews!!!

I hope you enjoy the boards.

I, too, would be happy to post a review of the first girl I've seen (twice, including last night).  But here's the problem: she used to be a Jerry's girl and was reviewed there but moved north and is UTR.  No ads, so she doesn't qualify.  End of story.
PS:  She's freakin' amazing!

From one newb to another, welcome. I've found that the rule of thumb is don't take things personally when you say something that the more established members frown upon. It's all in good fun. Good, brutal, horrible, embarrassing, demoralizing, bloody and bruised fun.

As far as a warm welcome is concerned, one from sensual Cleo is about as warm is it gets. Just one guy talkin' here.

from one new member to another, welcome buddy!