Newbie - FAQ

No, because I'm the joker and the jokers are wild . . .
Rosey Palm 5659 reads
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You are very welcome.

meuniermr7898 reads

I am a 25 year old man interested in a mature woman.   The things I like are big breasts, green eyes and red hair.   I don't know if you have ever come across this situation before but here goes nothing. Due to a combination of various things (bad luck, people not being available, mistakes) I am a complete virgin, as in I have never kissed a woman even. This is why I want a mature woman.  I am thinking of this as an investment in my future.
I would like this to be a learning experience, so I was thinking two hours would be best. Im not thinking of anything other than "rounding the bases".  So that's my situation on to considering the practical stuff.
 I would like the woman to come to my place if possible.
Any necessary background info needed on me would be sent as requested. I am looking to book at least a week in advance.
I have an MA drivers license for ID, would people want any additional? I am located at Westfield MA, 01085; Is this too far for many people to travel or would she be in the area at some time? Would this require a deposit/travel charges?  However Westfield is not my legal (CC billing) adress, which is Waltham MA 02154.
 I would like to pay by (in order of preference) cash or MasterCard.  The price is not an issue to me, as I said I consider this a necessary learning experience.  In comparison you can't even get into some college courses for $700 these days. I have enough money to afford services.

what's wrong with this picture?

The first one who answers correctly wins a free session with Rosey Palm. ;)

thirsty

followme7394 reads

This moron claims to be a cherry boy yet he has one review.........hey maybe he was with sexysally.

Thank you

I thought rosey was married to Jack Off.

meuniermr7233 reads

The review was posted as an "exercise" to find out how the system worked only, I wish I knew how to remove it.

Rosey is married to Jack, but she still provides on the side.  He not only knows but approves.

Rosey Palm6633 reads

No I'm not and never have been married, Jack was my pimp for a while, he taught me all I know, but I've gone indy!  

I can't tell you how busy I've been over the years, but Thirsty is my best customer.  I see him 2 or 3 times a day, more if he's been visiting with his best friend, Sam Adams.  Geesh just thinking about T gets my carpal tunnel all achy.

followme7392 reads

Jack is playing solitaire with a deck of 51?????

Thank You

skcus edudepac5550 reads

Hey! Give thirsty credit for being able to see anybody 2-3 times a day at his age!

Thirsty, you continue to inspire us all on and off TER.

YOU DA MAN!!!

lauxesonoM ytsrihT8226 reads

self diddling and self promotion.  Is he shilling for his right hand?

Al Swearengen6210 reads

the lowest ratings she's ever had.  Someone should kick your ass or at least revoke your TER account.

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I'm hearing backchannel that Sindy is swamped with requests for "froggy style." ;)

thirsty

Rosey Palm6625 reads

Stay away from the other hand mister, I'm vindictive when I get jealous!

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