Hi everyone,

What a great site, kept me from making so many mistakes, even at this early stage. I haven't got to a provider yet so I'll let you all know how it goes via review. Party on!

Welcome to our little band of merry people. Good luck, hobby safe, hobby happy and hobby hearty.

You forgot Hobby Frequently.

Well since its a sport, make sure you remember the rules of play.  And put a helmet on that player before the tackle. Be considerate and arrive on time
to avoid a delay of game.  Be sure you have checked your provider's rules as not all ladies offer backfield in motion and to avoid a flag on play and you may be guilty of encroachment of the wrong hole.  Its acceptable to be the man in motion and put it between the uprights.  Its also encouraged to go for that 2 pt. conversion if the lady offers it.  And in the event the lady does not allow CIM, a 2 minute warning is suggested. .  Appoinments of under an hour may be considered a bump and run. If you are afraid you will score too early, a cut-back (or change in rhythm and speed) may help you last longer.  Holding is not a penalty in this sport and rushing occurs when time management results in the end of game occurring when trying to score that last touchdown.

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Thanks for the advice guys. I really took my time and chose a provider with great reviews, a clean website and who I thought would guide me best through an aspect of sex completely foreign to me. I was lucky and chose well. I can honestly say it was the best first date I ever had. So, so far, so good.