Visiting SLC next week and will have a bit of idle time.  I've searched the reviews and sent countless emails to the well-reviewed providers and not getting much back.   Is this common?

...while I am not on your SLC radar, it IS ski season, and most ladies are booked well in advance, and most will not visit cheap motels, r entertain out of them.    

I'm not kidding and yes I'm well aware it's ski season as I'll be staying in Deer Valley for that very purpose.   However, as I described I'll be sharing that residence with a number of good friends and inviting someone of your ilk along would not be welcome.    

Damn. DV haha. No comment. But 'cheap' motel? Do you even know where you're headed hahahahaha. Good luck with that one unless you're headed to 'Tool'ele LOL (close enough)

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kidding. If you're chillin at DV, you can afford easy a $200 room or cover her for it. Give me a break and yes, for a few hours. Now that's funny.  

I've been in Utah dozens of times on motorcycle trips. Plenty of cheap motels. One of the last ones I had featured a chicken coop outside the bathroom window. The rooster crowed at dawn, and I almost shot him.

You can fly down on Southwest see a great Vegas provider and be back the same day.  You mentioned you sent countless emails.  I'm in SLC numerous times a year on business, this could be one of weakest cities to hobby. Care give up the names of who you contacted  

Now you have made a very good point (bed bugs).   Sad truth is you're just a likely to get them at a high end hotel in Manhattan as you are a cheap hotel in UT.

Hmmmm ... perhaps I have sunk to my adversary's level.  It happens.

-- Modified on 2/15/2014 5:44:21 AM

Funny @ the chickens.   On a trip through SE Asia's we had a similar problem.   Our guide made the guilty one our dinner the next day!   Some of the other adventurers weren't pleased.

Cheap Motels

Clearly I need to improve my tact with this crowd.    Is there some way I can remove the "cheap hotel" and replace it with "room" so I don't receive the ire of every person that is above ever staying in one for any period of time?

If only I had the time for Vegas.   I know enough lifestylers there I could easily get my fix of fun.    I've got time to kill, but it's more like 8 - 12 hour chunks unfortunately.   Good thought though.

if she is at all a woman who upholds herself to standards...I still wouldn't offer or do the 'motel' thing anywhere. Sorry. Part of the experience is a 'nice' room without looking over your shoulder to see if something is going to crawl on it. It's called a lil something (and if you're staying at DV, God I would think you would get it.......Class)

Hmmm ... I can't seem to afford the clue which is why used the word "cheap motel".  And even if I could afford such clue would you really take my call?      

I did manage to get in touch with a well-reviewed provider and have made arrangements (and she does provide incall).   That is unless she reads this forum and has no appreciation for my wise ass (or classless in some circles) humor ... in which case I suppose I'll be left in the cold.    

hey Taylor... that's not one word!

Your name to warrant respect for another human being. That just takes plain ol'common sense....at least from where I come from.

Didn't know staying in the local holiday inn for a few hours was that disrespectful ... but I suppose it depends upon the company.

Posted By: TaylorSteele

Your name to warrant respect for another human being. That just takes plain ol'common sense....at least from where I come from.  
   
 Yes Im always playful though some will disagree Do I know you newbie friend lol ?  
   
 Kiss the snow for me and tell SE I said hello.  
   
 No calls before 9am please and never on Sunday.  
   
 Thank you.  
   
   
 

... how does one tell what time zone you're in so one doesn't have another gaffe and violates the "no calls before 9am" rule?

Posted By: TaylorSteele

Your name to warrant respect for another human being. That just takes plain ol'common sense....at least from where I come from.  
   
 Yes Im always playful though some will disagree Do I know you newbie friend lol ?  
   
 Kiss the snow for me and tell SE I said hello.  
   
 No calls before 9am please and never on Sunday.  
   
 Thank you.  
   
   
 

get yourself screened & enjoy.

all else it'll kick over to my voicemail. Sexy voice please or I won't return your call.

she was leaving, she meant only the GD Board.  Time will tell.

Treat her right.  

Posted By: atletatigre

I did manage to get in touch with a well-reviewed provider and have made arrangements (and she does provide incall).   That is unless she reads this forum and has no appreciation for my wise ass (or classless in some circles) humor ... in which case I suppose I'll be left in the cold.    
   
 Sorry to disappoint the rest of you girls  and thanks to all of you for keeping me entertained.  Insomnia is a bee aatch.

-- Modified on 2/15/2014 7:36:31 AM

Like a wise client of mine once said, "Think of any type of woman in the world, and she is here." I am paraphrasing him, but you get the point.

save it for a rainy day which he has claimed might be a FMF if one of the F's has an incall.

Of course they are.   So if your were  professor of english and we were having a conversation about a Pulitzer price and I said "what is the opinion of a man of  your ilk" you're saying you'd be offended?

I passed rocket science 101 ... hence my comments to her.  Sounds like an aphorism to me.    So what's your point

That's basically the answer I was looking for affirmation for.    

With me and providers it's always quid pro quo.    

Posted By: TaylorSteele

Treat her right.  
   
 That's how class is defined in my book. Enjoy ?)  
   

Posted By: atletatigre

I did manage to get in touch with a well-reviewed provider and have made arrangements (and she does provide incall).   That is unless she reads this forum and has no appreciation for my wise ass (or classless in some circles) humor ... in which case I suppose I'll be left in the cold.      
     
  Sorry to disappoint the rest of you girls  and thanks to all of you for keeping me entertained.  Insomnia is a bee aatch.  
   
 -- Modified on 2/15/2014 7:36:31 AM

But you CLEARLY did not mean anything positive when you said 'people of your ilk'.

Then try BP, some of the ladies there might do a outcall to a Holiday Inn.
And FYI: BeautyandBrains said she WASN'T on your radar in her post, not on your radar.
Son, I need for you to "pony up" and get some class and common sense.  

Especially with a newbie OP.  

I felt that he was out of line, both in his original modified post (which he defended, even if he did change it), and in his reply to me. I also felt that I brought up a viewpoint which was not addressed in any other post.