Hi, my name is Sexy Sam aka Samantha Lovely. I just wanted to say  
"Hi to everyone, " I took some time off and wanted to let everyone know that I am back and hope to hear from everyone soon. Glad to be back...

Welcome back.  Suggest you re-introduce yourself on your local regional board as well.  That will do more to get you clients than doing it here.

looks intriguing.  
Looking forward to learning more (like location, web site, etc).