If the ladies were to rate YOU on appearance and performance, what would your ratings be?  How much have they changed since you started?

1974:

Looks:  9.  Lean mean sex machine with clear skin and long dark brown flowing hair, and a full thick mustache to boot.  Could use some help shopping for clothes though.

Performance: 5.  Needs a lot of work.  Comes fast and can't DATY for shit.  Gives massages but doesn't know what he's doing.

2009:

Looks: 6.  Your average balding male, could lose a couple of pounds in the middle.  Dresses nice though.

Performance: 9. Gives a great massage and know how to punch the buttons down there.  Can last as long as you want and then comes on command.  A keeper.

Fun question.  The providers may answer differently for me.

When I started: Looks 9.  Young, built and handsome.  Performance - Well I will abstain there if you read an earlier post of mine.

Now: Looks 8.  Still fit, less hair and 40s.
Performance 9 in my dreams.  Probably really an 8.  I do follow most newbie manual advice well though.

1885: Fat fuck but a nice guy.

Looks 5, (not that it matters, he's paying...)
performance 10 - (shot quick, removed the rubber himself)

2009: (Balding Fat Fuck, cranky but nice...)
Looks 6, looks like he lost some weight
Performance: 10 (Takes forever to cum but boy can he lick pussy!)

that both good and bad has been said about me. After all I am a human being and not an assembly line!





-- Modified on 6/23/2009 1:25:25 PM

But if I had fixed it the post would still be in Mod hell so I didn't bother.  I'm pretty much done with having topical posts disappear into limbo for a day or more simply so I can appear more intelligent than I actually am....