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Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 1832 reads
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1885: Fat fuck but a nice guy.

Looks 5, (not that it matters, he's paying...)
performance 10 - (shot quick, removed the rubber himself)

2009: (Balding Fat Fuck, cranky but nice...)
Looks 6, looks like he lost some weight
Performance: 10 (Takes forever to cum but boy can he lick pussy!)

PaulyDog2696 reads


 If the ladies were to rate YOU on appearance and performance, what would your ratings be?  How much have they changed since you started?

1974:

Looks:  9.  Lean mean sex machine with clear skin and long dark brown flowing hair, and a full thick mustache to boot.  Could use some help shopping for clothes though.

Performance: 5.  Needs a lot of work.  Comes fast and can't DATY for shit.  Gives massages but doesn't know what he's doing.

2009:

Looks: 6.  Your average balding male, could lose a couple of pounds in the middle.  Dresses nice though.

Performance: 9. Gives a great massage and know how to punch the buttons down there.  Can last as long as you want and then comes on command.  A keeper.

Fun question.  The providers may answer differently for me.

When I started: Looks 9.  Young, built and handsome.  Performance - Well I will abstain there if you read an earlier post of mine.

Now: Looks 8.  Still fit, less hair and 40s.
Performance 9 in my dreams.  Probably really an 8.  I do follow most newbie manual advice well though.

1885: Fat fuck but a nice guy.

Looks 5, (not that it matters, he's paying...)
performance 10 - (shot quick, removed the rubber himself)

2009: (Balding Fat Fuck, cranky but nice...)
Looks 6, looks like he lost some weight
Performance: 10 (Takes forever to cum but boy can he lick pussy!)

But if I had fixed it the post would still be in Mod hell so I didn't bother.  I'm pretty much done with having topical posts disappear into limbo for a day or more simply so I can appear more intelligent than I actually am....

that both good and bad has been said about me. After all I am a human being and not an assembly line!





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