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He either took the day off or is getting laid...a lot! -e-
MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 776 reads
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1 / 18
Happy Birthday Swimmy! Our April Fool's birthday boy!

"Live long and prosper" and get laid asap! ;-)

Steph xoxo

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JackDunphy 261 reads
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2 / 18
Good job Steph and a shout out to the birthday boy!

Maybe another year wiser will make Swim fuck up less here? LOL

Now...did you get those candles from Mr Fissure?

He gets them wholesale, you know. :D :D :D

mrfisher 112 Reviews 218 reads
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3 / 18
I know how to keep her warm without candles. 8o) eom


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JackDunphy 225 reads
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4 / 18
That's no small feat.

When she came to NYC up from Mayberry she was bitching about our "brutal weather."

It was FIFTY-FIVE degrees! lol

I had shorts on. :

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 245 reads
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5 / 18
i'm not sure where you got the idea that Fish gives me candles...

Nope! I bring my own flameless candles(so the hotels don't freak out and fine me, lol). His massages are a memorable gift, ahhhhhh....  

Steph xoxo

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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 236 reads
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6 / 18
Not when I got there Jack! Besides, you were in Cali at the time...

Still jealous about that! ;-)

Steph xoxo

JackDunphy 219 reads
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7 / 18
You let Fissure touch you? LOL

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 194 reads
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8 / 18
Sigh...eom


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jelloman42 10 Reviews 204 reads
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9 / 18
Guaranteed his massages don't hold a candle to mine...eom


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jelloman42 10 Reviews 184 reads
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10 / 18
Happy Birthday Swimmer!...eom


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bonordonor 212 reads
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11 / 18
He either took the day off or is getting laid...a lot! -e-


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mrfisher 112 Reviews 196 reads
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12 / 18
Seriously Jack, you have very little to worry about on that point. eom


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mrfisher 112 Reviews 191 reads
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13 / 18
An auspicious day for all of us. Happy birthday Swim. eom


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 224 reads
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14 / 18
probably golfing. ...and then getting laid hopefully. Maybe Ashley flew in for his BD. ;) eom


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 160 reads
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15 / 18
LLAP! Happy Burthday! EOM


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swimtrekr 58 Reviews 223 reads
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16 / 18
Thanks Steph, for breaking the news! lol

My roommate/landlord made me do yard work today, of all days.  Thanks to all of you who replied with B-D wishes.  Appreciate the comments too.

Unfortunately, Ashley was not here today, but we're working on that for later this month.  Her birthday is in April too.  Played golf yesterday and went to our fave wing joint to look and boobs and butts.  And it was a dress up day, toga style, girls were lovely.  We go to Ker's Wing House here after our golf rounds.

However, unless you already know how old I am, I ain't tellin' right now.  Let's just say I'm old enough to know better, but still love to play naughty.......

LLAP,
Swim

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 219 reads
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17 / 18
You know I always remember your birthday! ;-)

And BOOOO on the yard work today! Glad you celebrated a day early! ;-)

Steph xoxo

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 188 reads
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18 / 18
Call escorts to be birthday gift.Happy birthday :)

Posted By: MatureGFE
"Live long and prosper" and get laid asap! ;-)  
   
 Steph xoxo

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