This probably belongs in the suggestion box, but... It seems this question is asked every third post and it will be so forever.
Why not create a specific page with all the definitions and make a link to that page right at the top of this newbie page before all the current chat. It would save you a lot of work in the long run.
To the question asker.. look below or one or two pages back and you'll find several links to a post that has all the terms and abbriviations.
I disagree. You could have said button, in flashing multiple colors and giant arrows, and people would STILL post these questions. USENET has had FAQs for most groups for years and newcomers consistently ignore looking for them or even reading them.
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