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timenow2002 36 Reviews 1494 reads
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Many members have said in reply to one of my questions, "by your reviews it seems..." There is one hobbyist who's experiences sounded good but I can't find them. How can you see a member's reviews?

timenow2002 36 Reviews 237 reads
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Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 269 reads
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3 / 10

How do you check out the prior performances of the escorts you see?   Wait,  I just looked and the answer is pretty obvious.

Thank you for TOFTT so many times.  Now that you have found the beauty of reading other TER reviews your experiences might improve dramatically.

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BigPapasan 3 Reviews 165 reads
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bluepillman 232 reads
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Announcer: "Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes. Today, we salute you, 'Mister Take One for the Team Guy'.

Singer: "Takin' it forrrrrrrrrr the team guy."

Announcer: "Without you, we'd all be forced to pay for some pretty stank puuuuusseeee."

Singer: "Paying for baaaad puuuuusseeeee."

Announcer: "Anyone else would have the common sense to wait for the reviews, but not you, oh leaper into tunnels unexplored."

Singer: "Pretty deep and awfully wi-ide."

Announcer: "You will fuck anything for the glory, to be the first, to stick your dick where no other reviewers dick has been. You're an inspiration to us all. You have the balls of a kamikazi pilot but the common sense of a bomb ordinance disposal volunteer."

Singer: "You're like a kamikazi, but not realleeeee."

Announcer: "So the next time someone calls you an pussy, you can look him right in the cervix, and say "you first, tough guy". But it will be you, and only you, like Lewis & Clark, paving the way to the loser who posts another bogus 10/10 review, while you suffer through the 5/5 crowd. Thank you for saving us time & money, and for blowing yours needlessly."

Bud Light, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. Void whre prohibited.



perfectstorm 19 Reviews 177 reads
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I love those commercials! You must too, because you got the format down pat! :)

However, all the commercials made after 9/11/2001 were "Real Men Of Genius," because they didn't want to insult the "real" American Heroes."
:)

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ramc75 14 Reviews 197 reads
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sethric56 14 Reviews 182 reads
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RedheadBombshell See my TER Reviews 192 reads
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9 / 10

BPMan, I salute YOU.  "Real Men of Genius", taken to a whole new level!                  
                                                          Red :-)

bluepillman 204 reads
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