Announcer: "Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes. Today, we salute you, 'Mister Take One for the Team Guy'.

Singer: "Takin' it forrrrrrrrrr the team guy."

Announcer: "Without you, we'd all be forced to pay for some pretty stank puuuuusseeee."

Singer: "Paying for baaaad puuuuusseeeee."

Announcer: "Anyone else would have the common sense to wait for the reviews, but not you, oh leaper into tunnels unexplored."

Singer: "Pretty deep and awfully wi-ide."

Announcer: "You will fuck anything for the glory, to be the first, to stick your dick where no other reviewers dick has been. You're an inspiration to us all. You have the balls of a kamikazi pilot but the common sense of a bomb ordinance disposal volunteer."

Singer: "You're like a kamikazi, but not realleeeee."

Announcer: "So the next time someone calls you an pussy, you can look him right in the cervix, and say "you first, tough guy". But it will be you, and only you, like Lewis & Clark, paving the way to the loser who posts another bogus 10/10 review, while you suffer through the 5/5 crowd. Thank you for saving us time & money, and for blowing yours needlessly."

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