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weipeikei See my TER Reviews 1106 reads
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Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 1070 reads
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soap, razors, toothbrushes and toothpaste, mouth wash, etc. for each gent I see, vs. having them use a bar of soap that is not out of the pack.  So, I do have to tote these things around to whatever location I am using that day, as well as condoms, clean sheets,towels, wine, cheese, a cork screw, or any other things we might need. Usually, I only do this once a week and am good for a month.

On the few occasions I did outcalls, I would bring fem wash, wipes, perfume, makeup, hair products, condoms, candles, wine, cheese, glasses and a cork screw, as well as a change of clothes to put on when I leave and a bra and panty set with heels, to put on for the action.

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bluepillman 1083 reads
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usually contains a bottle of mouthwash, a brush, a nice t-shirt, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Champagne, and some kind of gift for the lady be it a gift card, box of Godiva's, candle, etc.

sethric56 14 Reviews 1125 reads
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All joking aside whatever's necessary and especially those things that she could be out of. Lube condoms extra towel mouthwash... And a quick phone call just before to see if she needs anything. Something as simple as an ice coffee goes a long way.

Posted By: weipeikei
Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

bluepillman 893 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 941 reads
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Agreed. I can't tell you how many times a sweet gent has saved me a cab ride to the grocery store, whilst touring. A gallon of milk, fruit, etc. goes such a long way when you are stuck in a hotel for days on end and don't feel like spending your hard earned money on a 20 dollar fruit plate, that only serves 2.

bluepillman 854 reads
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JayDay01 21 Reviews 867 reads
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Condoms, hand sanitizer to rub on my dick before I take the condom off, and her rate....thats it.

JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 1001 reads
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sethric56 14 Reviews 903 reads
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A bottle wine and flowers is totally a wasted gesture when what she really needed was a turkey sandwich. I can totally relate to that!

Posted By: London Rayne
Agreed. I can't tell you how many times a sweet gent has saved me a cab ride to the grocery store, whilst touring. A gallon of milk, fruit, etc. goes such a long way when you are stuck in a hotel for days on end and don't feel like spending your hard earned money on a 20 dollar fruit plate, that only serves 2.

sethric56 14 Reviews 965 reads
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You must have learned that trick at an AMP... I've heard those girls are magic when it comes to condom tricks. :-D

Posted By: JustGopherIt
BEFORE you take the condom off?

JayDay01 21 Reviews 980 reads
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Yeah before I take the condom off...When you take a condom off there is always a slight chance that you can infect yourself. I rub sanitzer of my hands and dick before I slide it off.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 867 reads
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JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 988 reads
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I can see the hand part, but still am not sure how you rub it on your dick before you slide it off.  Color me impressed.

JayDay01 21 Reviews 917 reads
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Bro...Im saying that I rub it on the condom while its still on my dick...Whatever infections the chick could have could still be present on the condom thats why I rub my dick down with sanitizer (with the condom still on) before I take it off...

Dr Who revived 1042 reads
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Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel
Heavy duty rubber bands

And that's for starters  LOL

Posted By: weipeikei
Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

weipeikei See my TER Reviews 989 reads
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If you're taking it off then what's the point? I could see the reasoning of putting on afterwards, but..??

Posted By: JayDay01
Bro...Im saying that I rub it on the condom while its still on my dick...Whatever infections the chick could have could still be present on the condom thats why I rub my dick down with sanitizer (with the condom still on) before I take it off...

weipeikei See my TER Reviews 841 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 822 reads
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JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 950 reads
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Yeah, I don't know how others take a condom off, but the outside of it never touches my unit when I remove one.  To each their own, I guess.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 864 reads
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(Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why...)

8o)

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 828 reads
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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 758 reads
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SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 826 reads
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sethric56 14 Reviews 856 reads
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How do you make the big smiley face? lol

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 897 reads
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Haha. Just type a colon ":" followed by a capital D :D
A :  and a ) makes a smiley :)
A  : and a ( Makes a sad face :(
A semi colon ";" and a ) makes a wink ;)

OK I spilled it. The secret is out now. CPA  might waterboard me! :D

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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 847 reads
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Now you get waterboarded for sharing the secret!

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Dr Who revived 1034 reads
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That's the secret insignia of the Royal Order of Professional Hobbyists.

If that gets out...shit  :D

And you better commit this to memory...as I didn't get around to the rubber bands.  But from my history with gals...they squeal a lot when the soles of their feet meet the rubber  LOL

Dr Who revived 1023 reads
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When a gal is hogtied...attach heavy duty rubber bands to her foot.  Ask pointed questions that if incorrectly answered...you pull the band and let go so it hits the soles of her feet.  Repeat as needed to get the necessary results.

And depending on the gal...her tits can be a focal point using a similar tactic.

Hell...it's fun for the whole family  :D

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 815 reads
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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 847 reads
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mrfisher 115 Reviews 961 reads
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keystonekid 114 Reviews 951 reads
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I generally use a computer bag and put the envelope, wine, opener, etc. all in the computer bag. When I enter the hotel, I'm just another businessman returning from a day at a client's site or from the local Starbucks.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 964 reads
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Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel

were all OK?

:D

Dr Who revived 906 reads
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And just for weipeikei I'll add:

Chains
Whips
Crops

And by special request of some here:

Waterboarding  :D

Posted By: perfectstorm
Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel

were all OK?

:D
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