Newbie - FAQ

Call me paranoid...
newbiebeyond 8226 reads
posted
1 / 20

I am a clean crazy perosn. Is it ok if I bring my own towel with me when I go to the provider or the provider's agency place?

wannarideher See my TER Reviews 7928 reads
posted
2 / 20

I always bring mine to my incall as hotel towels are thin like toilet paper

bikebryan 18 Reviews 9839 reads
posted
3 / 20

Plus you'll never know when the Earth is about to be blown up.  Never hitch a ride across the galaxy without a good towel.

stilltryin25 16 Reviews 6396 reads
posted
4 / 20

and your own soap in what looks like a travel bag. You will raise less suspicion in some locations. You can also carry cellphones and other items in them.

newbiebeyond 7714 reads
posted
5 / 20

I have never go to a provider before and all I am trying to do right now is to get a picture to see how is it going to be like when I go to a provider so I won't make some stupid mistakes.  I think I should restate my question again so people can better understand what I am asking since there was already some reply not helpful and very confusing.  My question is will it piss the agency/provdier off and resluts annoyance for the provider and less satisfying experience for me during the session if I bring my own towel with me to the ageny/provider when I do the incall? I ask this question because it is something that I do naturally all the time when I go to the Gym or whereever that would be needing a towel because I am a maniac at anything about cleanness.  So I just want to ask the question again before I go somewhere new to make sure that I don't annoy anyone.  Serious reply only.  Please no funny comments thanks! sometimes a few funny comments can make the reply have deeper and more meanings, and it's very confusing and annoying.













WebTerrorist 7120 reads
posted
6 / 20

I was going to make a Hitchiker's reference...but you beat me to it.   :)

bikebryan 18 Reviews 7094 reads
posted
7 / 20

You got several good replies that I would consider very helpful!  As for the hitchhiking comment, you should read (I'm sure the movie will botch it) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  Never leave home without a good towel!

CiaraHasFun See my TER Reviews 7553 reads
posted
8 / 20

By all means. Any provider would be elated to see you are so clean.. however, If providers are like me at all, I am like homeland security.. I make everyone check their bags at the door.. no one is allowed in my incall location with luggage, bags, bookbags of any kind unless I know what is in them before they enter.



-- Modified on 5/2/2005 6:27:55 AM

Megatha Christie 7193 reads
posted
9 / 20

Ciara, I was just thinking the same thing and then read your response. I'd wonder what kind of recording devices/restraints/weapons he had in his bag.

NoVACommuter 14 Reviews 7530 reads
posted
10 / 20

I usually carry a small briefcase, similar to the one pictured, which contains various misc items. For instance, if I bring a gift, it will be in there, as might be a corkscrew, extra condoms, massage oil, newspaper, book, etc. Think of me as the typical "surburban commuter", although I only commute into town for hobbying purposes! (In case you don't know, NoVA = Northern Virginia, a suburban area just west/south of DC.)

Since there are lots of "businessmen" around town (DC), no one gives it a second look. No provider has ever said anything about it--although they have seen me take the gift, etc out.

Never thought of bringing a towel, just assumed the hotel would have some, but I guess it's an OK idea. I do carry a travel deodorant stick, just in case I need a little extra after showering before leaving... ;)

Has anyone seen Hitchhiker yet? I'm a big fan of the books and BBC TV series.

-- Modified on 5/2/2005 6:12:10 PM

Jockeypants 22 Reviews 7330 reads
posted
11 / 20

Sure.  Bring your towel.  You won't be making a mistake.  Some guys bring their own dildo.  Some guys bring their own fuzzy handcuffs.  Some guys wear freaky underwear.  Most of these ladies have seen some pretty bizarre shit.  I think you're towel will seem rather sweet in comparison.

Jockeypants 22 Reviews 6446 reads
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12 / 20
newbiebeyond 6644 reads
posted
13 / 20

Thanks a lot to all the additional replies, especially the one by the NoVACommuter with the bag on it. You all's new replies let me know what an experienced hobbist brings to the happy place and gave me a clear answer. Because the first few replies were really a little confusing. With the jokes they sounded like saying one thing but actually means the opposite like I would look real stupid if I actually bring a towel to the happy place so I was confused and didn't really know what the real answer was at first.  But it's ok since I got few clear answers that I wanted.

newbiebeyond 6065 reads
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14 / 20


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newbiebeyond 8007 reads
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15 / 20
bikebryan 18 Reviews 6070 reads
posted
16 / 20

I bet more people got the Hitchhiker reference that didn't.  The book series was, and still is, very popular!

NoVACommuter 14 Reviews 6908 reads
posted
17 / 20

I like to be funny myself, but when someone new is asking a question, I'd rather be clear and concise than funny. I'll leave that to the "General" board and my local "DC" board.

BTW, I've been in the hobby only since last summer, but I've learned a lot in that time. Still, I'm certainly no expert!

So, anyone seen H2G2 movie yet?

-- Modified on 5/4/2005 3:20:14 PM

NYAttorney 6647 reads
posted
18 / 20

I knew there had to be more than one Hoopy Frood who could not resist temptation.

KamulRogue 7653 reads
posted
19 / 20

THat is a good idea. I have read some reviews where the lady did not even provide a towel to wash up. I have never used incall, I think I will do the same thing. I keep stuff in my backpack. I call it the players bag. The problem with incall is sometimes a provider will want to kick you out o met her next client. I highly recommend that you invest the money into a hotel room the first visit. Then state up front what you expect in an incall.

Need to find a landry mat near work to get rid of the perfume smells. This is one of the primary reasons why I have used outcall to my hotel room. I pick hotels that landry machines available. ALso I always get a room for 2 adults. You get at least 3-4 towels. Sometimes a towel becomes handy when you want have fun with the provider in a chair.

There is a warning about washing clothes. I would only wash clothes if you go on a business trip from your SO where you are gone for 4+days. If your clothes smell to clean your spouse will be specious if you make a 1 day overnight trip.

Nothing like dirty clothes that smell like dirty clothes with no perfume. Providers can be very accomidating with no perfume and no makeup.

JORGE818 1 Reviews 7042 reads
posted
20 / 20

the govt must be paying for your hobbying, you never leave govt city

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