I was at a strip club in San Francisco. I paid a beautiful dancer for a private fully nude lap dance. She climbed on my lap, and really grinded away. She was bouncing up and down right on my manhood. Of course I got hugely excited and climaxed. Well, the dancer felt a tiny bit of moisture on my pants, and she absolutely positively blew a gasket. It was an ugly scene. She was yelling at me for "cumming all over her leg", and she wanted $40 more money for her horrible ordeal. I didn't pay and walked away as she called me "LOSER".

Maybe I shouldn't admit such an incident. But what is proper etiquette in that situation? If you get too excited, do you tell her to stop? Do you push her off you if you're about to climax? I have pretty good control, so I have to think this happens to other guys.

Most girls who offer contact LD's know it's going to happen once in a while no matter what they tell you after it does.  Based on what I know about San Francisco clubs I'm guessing that she was doing her best to make you ejaculate.  Sounds like she put on a good acting job after it happened.  The $40 bucks was more likely what she was expecting for a tip.

Etiquette? It really depends on where you are but I would say that if you don't want to ejaculate in your pants you would be better off asking the lady to stop before it happens.

Hit the Men's room and apply a dry (non-lubricated) condom. Then sit down and enjoy the dance.

I've had countless lap dances over the years and never felt like I was anywhere close to coming.

I have had two full contact lapdance. The dancer in the first was a college hottie and a little inexperienced, she came hard during the dance. She was not acting, she would have tumbled onto the floor had I not held her up.

I love it when that happens to me!!! And I don't for every lap dance girl I have ever had.. I have never had one lose her temper over it and most have rather enjoyed it.. I have had a few strippers cum on me during the dances!! Let the juices flow!!!!!

try very thin shorts and no underwear...

I agree with GAG to not reward bad behavior.

MAYBE she was pissed that you ended her gravy train too soon.

In many SF clubs you can get pretty freaky, and some provide the cover for you.

be sure to wear a flower in your haaaaaiiirrrr!!!

I think she handled the situation very badly. Poor customer service to say the least. You're not the one who should be embarressed, she should be ashamed for treating a client in such a way.

glad someone understood my song humor for San Francisco.

Had lots myself and then had one in Niagra with an awesome girl and she made sure I busted a nut in my pants. Well worth $30

Yes it's possible!

Had a LD once and the girl insisted on me positioning myself so she "could feel it" -- when it was done, I was completely embarrassed at first but she laughed and said it was ok...