the whole weekend came and went, and the bevy of beautiful, bikini clad babes implied in the beer commercials never materialized!
I guess your reading of their implications is accurate, but only a sucker puts any stock in them. To learn what she looks like, check her pics. For an idea of how she performs, read her reviews. Don't believe the hype. Actions speak louder than words.
TERs list and urbandictionary.com only help out with some of these (thanks, Google), and it's hard to see why a provider would list most of them as services, but anyway.....
cds - cranial dick slap, cross-dressing sex? coa - come on ass ds - doggie style dfl - dating for love diy - do it yourself (masturbate) owotc - oral without (condom) to completion pm - private message sog - shot on goal (orgasm)
There are a lot of common phrases I see in ads that I believe are supposed to give you an idea of the services provided without being to overt. I've also read reviews where the girl did not truly offer these services during the appointment, so I'd like to run a couple past you to see if my thinking was right, or I was off base.
GFE- Obviously girlfriend experience, kissing, touching, hugging, cover on only during FS. Probably one of the most overused and undelivered. All cover, no kissing, no fiv is not a girlfriend experience... well, unless she's getting ready to dump you...
Fetishes friendly- All different kinds of kinky stuff, including watersports and worship. I used to think s&m and greek were included, but those two have become a category unto themselves.
Open-minded- Looking for a tour guide?!? I'm your girl, your gonna love Athens!
Try anything once- Sorry, already tried that, not doing it again. Not my fault you weren't the one here for it...
Voluptuous- BBW, though it really just means a curvy woman.
Thick- BBW, same as above...
Petite- Small and slender
Spinner- Petite
Safe- Fun is in the bag
Upscale- Well dressed, well spoken, manicured and pedicured, hair done, low volume. No motels or low end chain hotels.
Specials- Same service for a reduced price because this is normally a slow day/time
Low volume- 1 or 2 appointments a day only.
Now, I'm not saying everyone uses these the same way, but does this fit into your idea of what is implied when you see these terms in an ad?
the whole weekend came and went, and the bevy of beautiful, bikini clad babes implied in the beer commercials never materialized!
I guess your reading of their implications is accurate, but only a sucker puts any stock in them. To learn what she looks like, check her pics. For an idea of how she performs, read her reviews. Don't believe the hype. Actions speak louder than words.
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