Any idea why women's tennis isnt as popular as it used to be? Here's the lead sentence from this afternoon's AP report: "Svetlana Kuznetsova became the first defending women's U.S. Open champion to be eliminated in the first round since the beginning of the opening era on Monday, falling to 20-year-old Russian compatriot Ekaterina Byrchkova 6-3, 6-2."
Who are these people? Can't we give them stage names? How about this: "Veronica Gianni became the first defending women's U.S. Open champion to achieve orgasm in the first round since the beginning of the opening era, getting drilled from behind by Net Michelle with a strap-on."
See, much more interesting.
I can't get into it. I just end up getting bored out of my mind. The only thing tennis-related that I like is Anna Kornikova. Now thats a hottie! 
As hot as she is she can't even get me to stay interested in any of her matches. I do like to watch her before and after her matches...lol!
EOM
Add a few $ and I'll bet they'll let you play ballboy.
BTW, her swank pad is really awesome. I had her at first *SPLASH*. Thanks for the extra towels.
Thanks for Mr. Special for making that our lucky #13.
I feel like a virgin that just had her cherry popped. Wow! Thank you to Hyabby and Nettie for a great time.
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