snow day means daycare is closed and my 1 1/2 and 3 year old boys are home with me all day. Smelly Smegma is changing SMELLY DIAPERS instead of getting wildly fucked. I can't even watch porn!!! I've been relegated to watching Barney the Dinosaur, Elmo, the Wiggles, and Jay Jay the Jet Plane. I was changing a diaper a little while ago and my son pissed on me!!! My first golden shower! LMAO I'm too old for this!
The next time you're upset about something, and anyone reminds you that it is "Better to be pissed off that pissed on", you can agree with authority! LOL.
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