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"Shlomo is seeing a certain hot redheaded provider tomorrow"
Shlomo Shlong Dong 3727 reads
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1 / 6

cole slaw, and onions?  Shlomo recommends Katz's deli. Best pastrami on the planet. (Not recommended prior to porking your favorite provider however). Did I say pork?  BAD SHLOMO!!!

Elvis Pretzely 3391 reads
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2 / 6

try it with onions,knish, and a Dr. Brown celray soda.

Ate that once before I did a few numbers at the C. hall.

Ain't nuthing like a hound dog.

...f***ing all the time.

http://www.jokes.thefunnybone.com/waves/fart.wav

Thank you very much.


Elvis has left the building.

-- Modified on 1/12/2005 7:35:39 AM

Shlomo Shlong Dong 6263 reads
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3 / 6

Carrnegie is good. Stage Deli's not bad. 2nd Avenue is very good and Kosher. Shlomo is seeing a certain hot redheaded provider tomorrow and his Shlong is getting hard thinking about the toys he will insert in her orifice prior to giving a Kosher facial.

Elvis Pretzely 3125 reads
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4 / 6

Anyone I know or would care to know?


Thank you very much.

Shlomo Shlong Dong 3304 reads
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5 / 6

every orifice.  She's PSE/GFE that is not to be missed. She's in town for a couple more days her reviews are mostly 9s and 10s. OY, Shlomo's no Homo!!!!1

sro75 10 Reviews 2639 reads
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6 / 6

And Practice makes perfect.  Just make sure to leave some for other members of the tribe.

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